fionmul

79
Submissions
12
Categories won
10
Leagues played
SongArtistCategoryLeagueVotes
La flacaJarabe De PaloLost In TranslationLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
2
  • ared56 +2
  • judd.baker +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Peter Seeley 0Judd, this was fun, but not outstanding. Still I enjoyed it.
  • fionmul 0I danced to this before I could walk and sang it before Spanish was more than syllables to me. The percussion is one of my fave parts. And the meaning is funny.
  • Claire 0This song has a chill vibe but started to feel kind of meh and repetitive after a bit
  • Edward James -1Found this generally uninspired
  • Joseph Harvey -1
Ciao BellaSfera Ebbasta, ANNASongs Joseph Would HateLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
2
  • Peter Seeley +2Finally, a song both Joseph and Alex can hate together. I imagine this is what the Ghibbelines sounded like when they wanted to duss the Guelphs
  • judd.baker +1Not Portuguese
  • fionmul 0My bro showed me this once and I was just like hmmm and it came to mind as something joseph would hate (sorry it’s in another language but hopefully that’s not going to disqualify me) but I’ll probs workout to this in Italy cuz when in Rome yktv but yeah just seemed like he would be like “this is everything wrong with rap”
  • Joseph Harvey 0Boring and terrible, but not especially remarkable
  • Claire 0This wasn’t actually that musically offensive? Like yeah Joseph isn’t gonna *like* it but I’m not sure it will disgust him either
  • Edward James -1This was kind of awesome. I don’t think Joseph will hate this, even if he doesn’t really prefer it. Seems wasted on this round instead of waiting for the next.
1952 Vincent Black LightningTheo KandelSongs That Tell a StoryLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
2
  • Joseph Harvey +1As one who understands the mysterious kinship between man and machine, this speaks to me
  • judd.baker +1I really like this one as a submission and love this story song, although this is not my favorite version. This resurrected a memory for me of hearing this song in college and I’m kicking myself that I can’t remember which version it was that I heard then.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Edward James 0Don't like these characters.
  • Claire 0Well this is sad
  • fionmul 0Ugh I just love this song. “Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme”
  • Regina Scime 0Freaking sad
  • Peter Seeley -1Down voting because they took a masterpiece and made it meh You don't do that to my habibi Richard Thompson
Billionaire (feat. Bruno Mars)Travie McCoy, Bruno MarsMillennialcoreLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
4
  • Peter Seeley +1Hilariously banal.
  • Joseph Harvey +1He did not, in fact, become a billionaire.
  • Claire +1It’s remarkable how many songs that we think of as Bruno’s iconic hits are features on another artist’s track. He too is one of the best to ever do it
  • Sam Ary +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0I had a hard time thinking of something but wanted to go outside of the stomp clap genre
  • judd.baker 0Narrowly beat by others, would be my next upvote. What could be more millennialcore than a scathing indictment of the Bush admin’s handling of Katrina
  • Edward James -1Again, absolutely atrocious. I also don’t think it fits the vibe as well as the others.
Empty Chairs At Empty TablesEddie RedmayneDe ProfundisLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
8
  • Joseph Harvey +2Yes. So obvious I’m sad I missed it. This is the definition of this round folks. Props for the movie version, there will be haters but I support you
  • Peter Seeley +2I will pay $5 for a video of brad singing this at the hanger
  • shea nowicki +2
  • SamRobertsND +1
  • Claire +1Yeah this worked on me
  • Regina Scime +1
  • fionmul 0Even just the first line…
  • ared56 -1Should have gone with "What Have I Done" or "Javert's Suicide" and for that you are punished
Kate McCannonColter WallKiller Song!League 10 (Jul 2026)
2
  • Joseph Harvey +1This was a little more impactful than the Johnny Cash song with a similar story. The ending build up is very effective.
  • Edward James +1Forgot about this guy, I like the Appalachian theme
  • judd.baker 0Crazy that this guy is Canadian
Man I NeedOlivia DeanFalling in LoveLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
4
  • Sam Ary +1
  • judd.baker +1Ugh she’s so good
  • Regina Scime +1Mm yeah
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Edward James 0So when I converted this to Apple Music, it pulled a teen angst cover of this song, which actually went kind of hard, and I assumed it was Joseph or Claire's submission. Just went back and listened to the original version, which is better for sure, but I kind of like the idea of Joseph identifying the idea of falling in love with hardcore music, like a 16 year old in 2008.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Great song but somehow not perfect for this round
  • Claire 0This is perhaps very picky but the experience this song is describing feels like pre-falling in love
This Boy - Live At The BBC For "Saturday Club" / 21st December, 1963The BeatlesUnintentionally about JesusLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Claire 0I see the read here, it just didn’t strike me as much as others
HonestDermot KennedySongs that Cause SpeedingLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
0
  • judd.baker +1Not typical for this round but I like it. Speeding is more than just hard rock/heavy metal
  • Claire 0The instrumental intro made me hit the gas but lost momentum during the chorus
  • Edward James 0Song that plays during the trailer for direct to Netflix movie about a white person looking for their lost dog and discovering adventure along the way
  • Joseph Harvey 0I’m sorry Fiona, but no
  • fionmul 0This one slaps on a small hwy with the windows down, trust. It was an extreme relief when my song came on. I’m not going to lie. I think this is the best submission.
  • Peter Seeley -1I would speed in a covered wagon to this I guess
A Long DecemberCounting CrowsHangar Porch SitLeague 10 (Jul 2026)
5
  • Joseph Harvey +1I don’t like Counting Crows but it’s hard to deny this is Hangar core.
  • SamRobertsND +1
  • Claire +1Damn. Teared up a little
  • judd.baker +1Practically half this album works as a Hangar Porch Sit soundtrack. Daylight Fading was a previous submission (my submission, in fact) but this one works just as well and I’ll choose not to penalize a song from the same album since I think it works so well.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0Songs like this make me reflect with gratitude and love on how lucky I am to have friends like you!
What You Won't Do for LoveBobby CaldwellWhite people doing black people musicLeague 9 (Apr 2026)
7

fionmul: Buddy looks like a ritz cracker in a hat, Google it. Even made the album art ambiguous to cloak his act.

  • ared56 +2
  • Edward James +1WOW this is so phenomenally good. I've heard this before and definitely thought it was a black guy. It also musically has some stylistic components that I think match that assumption better than the other 70s/smooth/soul entries. Perfect choice imo.
  • Claire +1Thought about submitting this one. Some have said that “wait that’s a white guy?!?” =/= “white people doing black people music” and while it’s true that those are two distinct categories, I think this song fits both
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Wish I had more upvotes
  • Brad Stalcup 0I enjoyed this song the most on this list, but it didn't really strike me as "black people music"
Smells Like Teen SpiritPaul AnkaLate career bangersLeague 9 (Apr 2026)
1
  • Claire +1Not a “superior cover” but this is fun
  • judd.baker +1Spectacular
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • fionmul 0This is an absolute classic in the Mulholland house (in an ironic way but also not since it slaps and works all too well) but I get that for most of you it might be an unwelcome cover at first listen. This whole album is super fun though
  • Edward James 0I just don’t think a cover captures the full essence of what the category is about (x2)
  • ared56 -1
  • Sam Ary -1
Defying Gravity - EditCynthia Erivo, Ariana GrandeAccidentally evilLeague 9 (Apr 2026)
3
The Last LeviathanThe Fisherman’s FriendsWhalesongLeague 9 (Apr 2026)
5
  • SamRobertsND +1A whale with a crying Judd face for a face, being stripped of blubber by a team of Joseph and Peter clone fishermen
  • Edward James +1I like how this one is written from the perceptive of the whale. The only one that is truly “whalesong”
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1Was not expecting to cry over my chickpeas today. Makes me want to throw soup on a classic work of art
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1Man, this was great.
  • judd.baker 0Pretty apt but this was my least favorite of the whaling folk song submissions
  • fionmul 0🥀🪦🐋🥺
  • Peter Seeley 0Beautifully sung, but has about as much subtlety as a dynamited whale. I get that it's trying to make a point (and for what it's worth, I agree with it), but it feels like they thought the listener was dumb and or heartless and incapable of inference.
  • Sam Ary -1
A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)"Weird Al" YankovicBindlecoreLeague 9 (Apr 2026)
8
  • Spicey Riche +4
  • ared56 +1
  • Claire +1Okay this one is actually quite fitting imo
  • Joseph Harvey +1Any parody song is working uphill for me, so I have to upvote this because I did laugh out loud and it is indeed very bindle, especially the bit about dating his cousin
  • judd.baker +1Inspired song, and inspired submission. This is the interpretation of bindle I was hoping to get
  • Edward James 0If I’ve heard this before, I can’t really remember it. So it was an absolute delight to hear it again. Can’t say I think it fits the theme, but so so good.
  • fionmul 0As soon as I thought of this I felt I had to submit. This was probably the first Weird Al song I ever heard.
  • Brad Stalcup 0A series of comical mishaps. Bindle-adjacent, I suppose.
Wouldn't It Be NiceTrousdaleAccidentally St. ThereseLeague 9 (Apr 2026)
6
  • Joseph Harvey +2Cute and interesting read that is actually Therese-specific. A song of such innocent yearning could never be written today and that’s a shame.
  • Claire +1I was not brave enough to submit something that referenced a more niche biographical detail, but I will reward Fiona for doing so (respectfully, however, I feel like I would’ve preferred beach boys)
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1This was nice. I prefer the original but this was nice.
  • judd.baker +1As I listen again to this playlist I realize a lot of songs are sort of broadly about entering a convent/religious life, and I feel more compelled to upvote the songs that hit upon something specific about Therese’s life. This one does that. More clever than just a love song. The context gives this song a completely new meaning which is the point of rounds like this. Sung by female vocalists is a great touch as well. Perfect score I’d say
  • Sam Ary +1
  • fionmul 0I hope we all understood what I had in mind here
  • SamRobertsND -1
A Heart In New York - Live at Central Park, New York, NY - September 19, 1981Simon & GarfunkelSongs Shea would loveLeague 9 (Apr 2026)
5

fionmul: Shea is in her window seat weeping as the NY skyline sparkles in the night sky.

  • Spicey Riche +2
  • Claire +1Trying not to let myself be unduly swayed by the comment, but I do see the vision here
  • Regina Scime +1
  • judd.baker +1Props for outside the box interpretation
  • fionmul 0idk if y'all knew of Shea's love for NY. She also likes S&G. This live version is so special. Also I just have to say, my aunt Lorraine was at this concert (possibly also my Uncle Henry and Aunt Rosemary).
  • shea nowicki 0HAHA, I love this. I love NY (the land of milk and honey IRL) and Simon and Garfunkel are my faves so the live version was 100/10. Stellar submission.
  • Edward James 0Beautiful. Maybe my number five.
Moon River (From Breakfast at Tiffany's) [Remastered]Audrey HepburnSongs Artemis II should have played League 9 (Apr 2026)
3
Tchaikovsky: The Nutcracker, Op. 71, Act 2: No. 14a, Pas de deux. Andante maestosoPyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Sir Simon Rattle, Berliner PhilharmonikerSongs To Die ToLeague 8 (Feb 2026)
4
  • SamRobertsND +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1Beautifully selected.
  • Claire +1Epic. Never thought of this as a death song before but I see the vision
  • Edward James +1I have a deep affinity and nostalgia for the Nutcracker, having seen it so many times and been in it once. I listen to it around Christmas each year. This is something that would make me feel right if the end was nigh.
  • Peter Seeley 0This reminds me that I need to listen to more Tchaikovsky. Very beautiful. Unfortunately there were many other strong contenders.
  • fionmul 0That sort of moment transcends words to me
GoldKiiaraWhat Did He Say?League 8 (Feb 2026)
3

fionmul: if i ever did shrooms id play this during

  • ared56 +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Claire +1Some of the lyrics are intelligible but the utter incomprehensibility of that opening hook earned a vote from me
  • Spicey Riche +1
  • fionmul 0👑🦷
  • Peter Seeley 0I feel gay just listening to this (and not in a fun way). Alas, I don't have enough down votes.
  • Brad Stalcup 0Far too decipherable.
  • Joseph Harvey 0This is just chopped vocals as a stylistic effect - I’m going to count that as missing the point
  • Sam Ary 0Decipherable.
  • Edward James -1This is....very decipherable. What are we doing yall
The Inner Light - Remastered 2009The BeatlesAccidentally St. AugustineLeague 8 (Feb 2026)
2
  • Brad Stalcup +1"And see, you were within and I was in the external world and sought you there" Well done.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • fionmul 0I almost submitted God’s Plan by Drake lmao and then I found this gem. I had an inkling the Beatles had something for this category The length helps make amends for Pedro Navaja I hope
  • Edward James 0Incredible. Deep cut choice. I don’t actually think if it’s all that well, but I wish I could reward it. Would be a great choice for songs Joseph would hate round two.
  • Joseph Harvey 0St. Augustine would not be down for this level of eastern mysticism
  • Claire 0Yes God is within him, but also Heaven and earth are crying out that they were made by God?
  • SamRobertsND -1
Pedro NavajaWillie Colón, Rubén BladesLost In TranslationLeague 8 (Feb 2026)
-1
  • Peter Seeley +1Nice
  • Edward James +1Can't fight that beat
  • Regina Scime +1BABIES
  • Joseph Harvey 0There are moments in this that are very nice. Beat out by Japanese jazz fusion
  • fionmul 0I should have submitted this to the Judd round but here it is now
  • SamRobertsND -1The only song that I just off out of disgust. Felt like it was 2 hours long.
  • ared56 -1
  • Claire -1I imagine this hits different when you understand the words but my very basic Spanish was not enough to fully follow (and I was trying not to understand the words anyway). That many key changes is really tough to pull off if you’re not Beyonce. And the west side story sample 5 1/2 minutes in was a wild move. It’s not a bad song but just didn’t really do it for me
  • Spicey Riche -1Too long and there was an English lyric in there
Hey Ya!OutkastSad Songs That Sound HappyLeague 8 (Feb 2026)
4
  • ared56 +1
  • Edward James +1The archetypal submission. I think this fits in a particular way because it's self aware. Literally critiquing that you can make a beat so good people ignore the message, or, as they say "Y'all don't want to hear me, you just wanna dance."
  • judd.baker +1This is a brilliant submission. The very first listen sort of made me do a double take because I was confused what it was doing on this playlist, has to be rewarded.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Peter Seeley 0I couldn't hear the sad lyrics over the "yaAaAaAaA"
  • SamRobertsND 0Starts strong but the end ruins it for this category
  • Joseph Harvey 0Not especially happy sounding
  • fionmul 0There’s a version of this from The Voice Holland that she sings it sadly too. I recommend.
  • Claire 0I feel like this is the obvious example of this category that everyone knows about, and therefore I have deemed it too obvious for a vote even though it’s a generational track
  • Brad Stalcup 0The quintessence of this kind of song. But I'm afraid it's too obvious.
TEXAS HOLD 'EMBeyoncéBlack People Doing White People MusicLeague 8 (Feb 2026)
-2
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0You’re welcome for choosing the version with the modest album cover 😇
  • Edward James 0Good song but similar to Darius.
  • Claire 0Great song. But isn’t this album sort meant to make the case that country music is in fact black people music?
  • Joseph Harvey 0Halfhearted and lame
  • Peter Seeley -1The "lusty cowgirl" trope is cringe. No way the local madame would put up with the competition.
  • Peter Staffelbach -1Too ironic 😘
  • Regina Scime -1Just doesn’t seem like real country
Starting OverChris StapletonSongs Richard Should Have Played At His WeddingLeague 8 (Feb 2026)
0
  • Peter Staffelbach +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Pretty sure Richard hates country unless I’m forgetting
  • Edward James 0Seems a bit of a weird theme for a wedding song
  • Claire 0Is the idea that this would be a first dance song? Bc I don’t see it working as an “everyone get down on the dance floor” song. Idk
  • Brad Stalcup -1Nice song, enjoyed the listen. but not slow enough for a slow dance or fast enough for a boogie down dance.
When We Were YoungAdeleRoll CreditsLeague 7 (Dec 2025)
2
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1Great somber ending to a film. Would leave thoughtful and wistful
  • fionmul 0Something about the opening chords absolutely sells this for me
  • Edward James 0So many good choices here, where the make sense but just get beat by others.
  • Brad Stalcup 0"it was just like a movie" is an interesting line for a movie ending song. I like it.
Dirt ManCarter VailGotta go fastLeague 7 (Dec 2025)
0
  • Joseph Harvey +1Everything you want in a short song. Amusing concept that doesn’t overstay its welcome
  • Claire +1This song is way too catchy for its own good
  • fionmul 0Might become my top song of the year (if you listened thrice it’s still under the time limit) Wish I could vote for my own I just love this song Sometimes I play it to get myself out of bed
  • Edward James 0I really enjoyed this but novelty wasn't enough to make the leaderboard.
  • Brad Stalcup 0So catchy
  • Regina Scime -1Uncomf
  • Sam Ary -1
Ronan (Taylor's Version)Taylor SwiftTearjerkersLeague 7 (Dec 2025)
5

fionmul: “You were my best 4 years”

  • Edward James +2This is actually the only song that made me tear up (other than my own) therefore I award 2 upvotes on principle. Anything with kids and/or the passage of time gets me good.
  • Joseph Harvey +1Dang this got me pretty close once I read the lyrics. That’s beautiful and very sad, artfully done Taylor
  • Claire +1Devastating
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0This mother wrote the song with Taylor about a real little boy who passed away. Since it was mentioned - I chose the Taylor’s version because think she sounds older, and dare I say more motherly, and understands this better the older she gets.
  • Regina Scime 0Yeah this hurt
Nine sili nebesniyeAlexander Sheremetiev, Chorovaya AkademiaSongs Regina Would LoveLeague 7 (Dec 2025)
3

fionmul: “Now the Powers of Heaven” Best listened to with headphones on, lights off, eyes closed

  • Peter Seeley +2Yes.
  • Joseph Harvey +1Have to pay my respects to my fellow Russian chant submitter here 🫡
  • fionmul 0Crazy I wasn’t the only Russian church music submission but just attests to Regina’s taste and poise
  • SamRobertsND 0More Orthodox chant, I love it. Slightly edged out.
  • Edward James 0This album art gives it away as Joseph immediately. I liked this one a lot.
  • Spicey Riche 0Shea
  • Regina Scime 0definitely like this one more than the Chesnakov
Carry on Wayward SonKansasDiner-coreLeague 7 (Dec 2025)
0
  • Joseph Harvey +1This song is a total banger and also could quite plausibly play in a diner
  • SamRobertsND 0Too hype for diner. Try again please!!
  • fionmul 0🤘🏼feeling motivated to cry less and rock more
  • Peter Seeley 0Good.
  • judd.baker 0Tempted, this is canonically diner-core I suppose, but it feels too obvious and honestly, how many times have you actually heard this at a diner?
  • Edward James 0As mentioned above, definitely likely to be playing in a diner. Great submission, but not getting a vote for the reasons mentioned above.
  • Regina Scime 0Not quite diner-core for me, but I love this song
  • Brad Stalcup 0Goes a little too hard for diner core.
  • shea nowicki -1
Cheerleader (OMI Cover)PentatonixSongs Joseph Would HateLeague 7 (Dec 2025)
3
  • Edward James +1I hate the original song so much. And I didn’t even know there was a pentatonix version, which means I had to learn how much more I could hate it. It’s like everything I couldn’t stand in 2015 combined into one. But would Joseph hate it? Also yes
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Spicey Riche +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Cons: - Lesbianism - all the tiresome a cappella-isms Pros: - Good, memorable melodies - Undeniable vocal chops - cool production Ok on balance, enjoyed listening
  • fionmul 0“Maybe Joseph will like this because the clicking noises will remind him of dolphins” - Claire 🐬🐬🐬
  • Claire 0“Unfortunately we did this in show choir” “I had a gleeful time finding one of the worst Pentatonix covers so I could torture Joseph” *suspicious squeaking noise*“Oh I don’t like that sound.” “Maybe Joseph will like it because he hopes to find himself a cheerleader one day” -Fiona
  • Brad Stalcup 0I thought about submitting "Cheerleader" as well. But not this version, which I think joseph would dislike more than the original. Joseph despises bland, predictable, and insipid songs like this one.
  • judd.baker 0Pentatonix goes into the “generically terrible” and therefore non-upvotable wastebasket
Good TimeOwl City, Carly Rae JepsenWe're So BackLeague 7 (Dec 2025)
-1
  • ared56 +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Takes me back to middle school swimming carpool. Picture 13 yo Joseph hearing this before putting in his earbuds and listening to Milo Xyloto for the 300th time on his lime green iPod Nano
  • fionmul 0I specifically was thinking Eddie would appreciate this; hope I’m right
  • Peter Seeley 0No.
  • Claire 0I absolutely got down to this song in 2012. It’s fun but it just didn’t perfectly hit the theme for me (also Carly you’re telling me you’ve dropped 2 phones in the pool? Or dropped the same phone twice? You good girl?)
  • Brad Stalcup -1Owl City's voice sounds he doesn't even know what a good time is like.
  • Sam Ary -1
doomsdayLizzy McAlpineIt's So OverLeague 6 (Oct 2025)
10

fionmul: 👻

  • Spicey Riche +2
  • ared56 +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1An awesome extended metaphor. The production and writing on this song are so cool and so far above what you’d expect for indie acoustic pop. Tons of interesting twists and turns, well done Lizzy (and Fiona)
  • SamRobertsND +1Really great
  • Edward James +1I feel like I’ve heard this before. Her performance is what won me over, I think some of the turns of phrase actually take some of the edge out of the song.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Claire +1This song is so good holy cow. And it fits the theme both lyrically and sonically
  • shea nowicki +1
  • judd.baker +1This is a great shout
  • fionmul 0“You’re such a narcissist, you did it on Halloween”
  • Peter Seeley 0Talented artist, but not a huge fan of the vocal style.
Veggie Tales (Remix)Shama MremaYou Think This is Funny?League 6 (Oct 2025)
0
  • Joseph Harvey 0“This is going to be a long playlist” I thought as this song began
  • fionmul 0Lowkey grown man, highkey still a fan
  • SamRobertsND 0Evangelical-core
  • Edward James 0Let me start off the round by noting that my general rule of thumb for this was it should get a vote if it actually makes me laugh out loud, or at least chuckle to myself. I expected this to be very dumb, and while it was, it was also quite funny. It would be my fifth vote.
  • Peter Seeley 0The original veggie tales is funnier.
  • Brad Stalcup 0This was fun.
  • judd.baker 0This actually kinda slaps
My One And Only LoveJohn Coltrane, Johnny HartmanLearn to Work the SaxophoneLeague 6 (Oct 2025)
6
  • ared56 +2
  • Regina Scime +1yes
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • judd.baker +1
  • SamRobertsND 0Good but unmemorable
  • fionmul 0fun fact I played alto sax in band, just wanted to share that
  • Peter Seeley 0Very good. I wish I had more upvotes to give.
  • Joseph Harvey 0I wish I had an ability to appreciate this, which I have to assume is an all-time great. To me, this sounds like random jazzy noodling. None of these melodies stick except for the vocals. Why do these jazz classics almost always have boring generic lyrics?
  • Edward James 0I have to be honest, I think this is a very weak John Coltrane pick.
  • Spicey Riche 0Boring much?!
Girl from the North CountryMendeleyevDo You ever Yearn?League 6 (Oct 2025)
0

fionmul: she once was a true love of mine

The Cigar SongBrad PaisleySongs That Tell a StoryLeague 6 (Oct 2025)
2
  • ared56 +1
  • Edward James +1The story song with no real point is one of the best country traditions to still live on in some ways.
  • Claire +1It’s a little silly but it’s def a story
  • fionmul 0In all humility this is one of the only ones actually telling a story start to finish and you don’t even need to read the words to follow it.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Cute
  • Brad Stalcup 0This was fun and musically interesting!
  • judd.baker 0this is how you write a cathartic ending to a funny song
  • Spicey Riche -1I’m amazed this is the only country song submitted. I feel very blessed by that.
What I WantThe Band CAMINOSongs Corey Would LoveLeague 6 (Oct 2025)
0
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0Something that’s been in my rotation for several years and you might like my friend 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾
  • Corey 0The music is there, but the lyrics don't quite mesh with me. I can't quite explain it.
  • Joseph Harvey 0I don’t think Camino is quite Coreycore I’m afraid. I don’t think he would hate it still
  • Edward James 0Great song, make it three by the band Camino that I like, Claire. But again, doesn’t rise to the top.
  • Brad Stalcup 0I dug this one, but nothing about it stuck out to me as particularly Corey flavored.
  • Claire 0I obviously love this song but I have zero intuition as to whether or not Corey would
  • judd.baker 0yawn. Maybe Corey would like this but I say, next
  • SamRobertsND -1
Let's Get It Started - Spike MixBlack Eyed PeasRoad Trip KickoffLeague 6 (Oct 2025)
0
  • ared56 +3
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Just not feeling it
  • Edward James 0This was my runner up for a 5th vote, if we had one. This is such a banger, and really gets the hype. I awarded my 4th vote to Peaceful Easy Feeling, however, since it really made me imagine a different view of the category that I could still relate to.
  • fionmul 0This was the easiest choice I’ve ever made for a submission. I just remembered this one time that I started a road trip this and it slapped. So I can be at peace that I was true to myself even if I get hate (if you’re hating it youre hating on the real me)
  • SamRobertsND 0Millennial round from last league called, they want their submission back.
  • Peter Seeley 0I wish to get ignant and hectic after listening to this song. Do I want to drive though? Not sure .
  • Corey -1May just be me, but this feels more like an intracity drive track than a proper road trip song.
  • Regina Scime -1Not my vibe for the start of a road trip
  • Brad Stalcup -1Can't upvote this one, because the original version is called "let's get retarded" (the rest of the lyrics remain unchanged) and has nothing to do with actually starting things off.
  • judd.baker -1This would be a Corey-esque vote dump from me if the category were kicking off a homeroom party on the last day of sixth grade
If We Were Vampires (feat. Wesley Schultz) - Spotify SinglesNoah Kahan, Wesley SchultzMemento MoriLeague 5 (Sep 2025)
6
  • Edward James +2Perfect choice. I feel like there needs to be a certain melancholy and reflectiveness for this category, not just to be about death itself. Well done, well worth the need for me to go to Spotify since this is a Spotify session song and not on Apple Music.
  • ared56 +1While not as good as the Jason Isbell version, still very good.
  • Brad Stalcup +1I liked this song quite a bit. But is it a memento mori? There's a difference between a song about death and memento mori. But I liked it enough to give it a vote.
  • Joseph Harvey +1This probably made me feel the saddest of anything here. So cute and sad
  • Claire +1Is it possible that I voted for this in part because I love Noah Kahan’s music and also because he just has fall vibes? Sure. But it’s also on point thematically
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0I just think this is such a cool and beautiful song. Not the original but the version I discovered first.
  • judd.baker -1
The CaveMumford & SonsMillennialcoreLeague 5 (Sep 2025)
5
  • ared56 +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1I was warned not to submit another M&S song (Little Lion Man, which I think was a bigger hit). I can't not vote for this.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • judd.baker +1lmao. Essential
  • Edward James +1
  • fionmul 0Our millennial chaplain in college loved his homily on this song and the beatitudes and st Francis. Not the most iconic Mumford song but one I generally like even now. And as we know I generally believe the subtitle matters even if I dont like it
  • SamRobertsND 0Every one of their songs is the same lol
  • Joseph Harvey 0😴 yawnfest but not as egregious as little talks which wins in this lane of millennialcore for me.
  • Claire 0cf. my comments on little talks and Ophelia. It’s an enjoyable song though
Two Black CadillacsCarrie UnderwoodGaslit, Gatekept, GirlbossedLeague 5 (Sep 2025)
3
  • Edward James +1I LOVE COUNTRY SONGS ABOUT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
  • SamRobertsND +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Claire +1Excellent read of the theme. What a story
  • fionmul 0Hope a couple people enjoyed. I wanted to do a bit of a classier spin on the category (Tate McRae was another option but I didn’t want to scandalize Joseph) I own this album on CD and it would make an Amish teenager feel sorta excited and edgy. Other songs on this playlist would send an Amish teenager into a coma.
  • Joseph Harvey 0This is an artful song. I love the subtlety. Swine is just so terrible that it needs two votes
  • judd.baker 0Clever
  • Brad Stalcup -1what's toxic feminity about this lamentation of cheating?
New York City SerenadeBruce Springsteen"Hear me out"League 5 (Sep 2025)
4

fionmul: The only time I’ll ask you to listen to something for this long… Listen for the musical nods to nearly every neighborhood and culture of the city. You got a taxi at LaGuardia. You’re crossing the bridge into Harlem at night. The keys ring out as your driver weaves his way along Grand Central Parkway. As the Manhattan skyline comes into view, Bruce’s voice is heard…

  • ared56 +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Claire +1This is really cool. I can’t say I was paying 100% attention for the full duration of the song but I did hear it out. I wonder if it’s meant to be sorta ambient at times
  • fionmul 0This is just so beautiful I can’t. It’s magic.🥺🥹
  • SamRobertsND 0Sorry, Fiona, if it's a famous artist, not really starting point for "hear me out." Already assume it will be decent.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Ok… this has some merit to it. Can’t stand the vocal delivery and it doesn’t have to be that long, but it’s fine
  • Edward James 0THIS IS JUST A NORMAL SONG
  • Brad Stalcup 0I guess I need to hear you out because of the length? Anyway, this song didn't blow me away. Was waiting for an amazing drop, but it never came. Fiona
The Breakup SongThe Greg Kihn BandSongs Alex Would LoveLeague 5 (Sep 2025)
4
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1This is painful to listen to so I bet Alex likes it. Any “The _ Band” I am very unlikely to enjoy and Alex is very likely to enjoy it seems
  • shea nowicki +1
  • SamRobertsND 0Nah
  • Edward James 0I really like this song, and I like going for a vaguely classic rock angle, but I think this just misses the leaderboard
  • fionmul 0I bet yall have heard this but didn’t know the title Just such a damn bop
  • Claire 0I see why one would pick this vibe wise, but idk it just didn’t stand out to me
  • ared56 0I’ve always enjoyed this song! 7 (Brad)
bad guyBillie EilishVillain EraLeague 5 (Sep 2025)
5

fionmul: Some comedian once said “there has to be a worst person in the world. And we know it’s a man. If it were a woman she would be so good at it she’d be the best.” And while I dont agree with this, it’s sorta funny and this song makes me think of it.

  • Edward James +2This is the only one of the villain era 💅 style submissions I actually liked. Especially since this is so early in her career, it doesn’t come off as forced also love the idea of the guy thinking he’s the villain, but he’s not. It gets a second up vote because I think it was most on theme
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1Man this is a cool song. So understated and creepy
  • Brad Stalcup +1I think this really captures the vibe of the playlist.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • SamRobertsND 0Good, but she can and has done better.
  • fionmul 0😈 should have been the emoji subtitle but this song fits 💅🏼as well
  • Claire 0Maybe this is a me problem but I’ve simply never liked this song, even thought I think some of her music is really cool. It’s pretty on theme but I simply am not moved to vote
  • judd.baker -1
LingerThe Cranberries1995 Coast-to-Coast Roadtrip in Your Father's 1991 Buick Roadmaster WagonLeague 5 (Sep 2025)
2

fionmul: 😌

  • SamRobertsND +1Britta’s marrying, Britta’s marrying, Britta’s marrying Jeffrey Winger!
  • Joseph Harvey +1Classic
  • Claire +1It’s just a perfect song in general. But also perfect for driving with the windows down, reveling in the freedom of the open road, which to me was really the litmus test this round
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0I really went a different direction. Should have asked my dad. But this is road-trip to me and the right era. But not American so my b? But maybe it’s the Irish coasts hehe my parents were in Ireland in September 1995
  • Edward James 0Yes, of course, but also not the vibe I was imagining. If you downvoted this, know that Joe Torma knows it was you and he felt it personally
  • Regina Scime -1Sorry, I just needed to downvote something
  • Brad Stalcup -1
Apple PieLizzy McAlpineSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipLeague 4 (Jul 2025)
2
  • Edward James +1This is a really great song, and I also love the interpretation of the breaking of the Fellowship being a positive. When you know that something better is in store so you’re willing to go through the sadness involved in the breaking.
  • shea nowicki +1Always gonna upvote Lizzy regardless of the round theme, tbh. She never misses. This was great.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Corey +1
  • fionmul 0🥧 several lines from this stand out to me but it has a warm and fond and calm vibe and that’s what the bend is to me 🫶🏻 also I’d be remiss if I didn’t insert more lizzy before the league is up
  • Brad Stalcup 0I didn't want to like this song but I did. Unfortunately, doesn't really do it for me as a "goodbye, gonna miss you" song.
  • Claire 0I did not have another vote to give to this song but this one really hit for reasons that definitely don’t have anything to do with recent personal experience
  • Joseph Harvey -1It’s well known that I am a big Lizzy appreciator and it breaks my heart to downvote. But this is a poor fit, being more about finding someone than leaving.
  • Sam Ary -1
Pretty Little BabyConnie FrancisGirl Crush Summer 💋League 4 (Jul 2025)
2
  • Joseph Harvey +1Cute is the word for this song. Fits the category to a T but may be a controversial pick due to not being much of a guilty pleasure. (Regina)
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1This is a CLASSIC girl crush summer song.
  • fionmul 0🥰👼🏻🐣💝 This one felt like the most guilty pleasure vibes cuz it’s on social media but it inspired a playlist I made recently called “60s Gymnasium Dance” so I really do listen to it unironically and often
  • ared56 0Judd
  • Edward James 0This is a Corey pick if I’ve ever heard one
  • judd.baker 0Regina
  • Claire 0Regina
  • Sam Ary -1
Un AñoSebastian Yatra, ReikSongs Judd Would LoveLeague 4 (Jul 2025)
1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Judd may well like this, but it’s a little too on the modern Latin pop side of things and not alternative enough
  • fionmul 0I almost forgot Spanish is very much back on the menu and in my quest for a song for him, this reminded me of Judd in addition to being a Spanish song I’ve liked for a while and by an artist I like. Maybe more pop than he would like but this one has a pleasant enough vibe that even you h8ers could dig. And you wont deign to google the lyrics probs but it makes me think of some love birds I know.
  • Claire 0This is so cute but it’s a little bit too poppy to make the podium for me. Maybe I’m underestimating Judd’s sentimental romantic side tho
  • Edward James 0Adding a Joseph comment: This made no impression on me.
  • judd.baker 0This was a valiant submission and of course I love that there were a few Spanish tracks on this playlist. But this just isn’t the kind of Latin indie that I like. This song is good and very fun, but there’s just a little bit too much production and vocal modulation on it for me to love it. It’s a little bit too modern pop for my tastes. Good but not maximally my thing. Extremely awesome lyrics though.
BLENDER5 Seconds of SummerSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toLeague 4 (Jul 2025)
3

fionmul: Tested and approved by experts

  • Joseph Harvey +1This fits the vibe. Really fun song
  • shea nowicki +1I really like this! Upbeat and motivating, while simultaneously not too loud/much.
  • Claire +1She’s the blueprint
  • Laur +1
  • fionmul 0Keeps the blood pumping but has you dancing through the stress
  • Regina Scime 0Again, are we moving because of a breakup?
  • ared56 -1
Cranes of PotterCharles Wesley GodwinAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorLeague 4 (Jul 2025)
5
  • shea nowicki +2The sound & that plot twist at the end hit the nail on the head!! Yes yes yes!!
  • ared56 +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1Yeah, this is it. Heartbreaking and beautiful. The last verse where they find her a century later is so spooky and really sells it for this round.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Brad Stalcup 0A tale of romance and revenge, but not truly Flannery-esque, I'm sorry.
  • Edward James 0Don't see the fit here. If it had more religious imagery I could see it fitting, but it's just a good narrative. Absent other elements it doesn't connect imo.
  • judd.baker 0I think this is a little bit too overt without the deeper religious epiphany
  • fionmul 0I should have submitted this last league so I had to now. It just sounds and feels like Flannery to me although the story isn’t perfect.
  • Claire 0Is the idea that Claire was going to sin, but her murder was a weird sort of mercy that kept her from going through with it? Maybe, but that doesn’t feel like that’s the point of the song, it feels more like a straight up southern murder song to me
Crowded TableThe Highwomen, Brandi Carlile, Natalie Hemby, Maren Morris, Amanda ShiresSongs Eddie Would LoveLeague 4 (Jul 2025)
4
  • Joseph Harvey +1Lyrically this is absolutely spot on.
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • shea nowicki +1Such a bop.
  • Claire +1Maybe this is me falling prey to the Eddie caricature but this song is on point lyrically as well as musically imo. Building a 21st century city
  • Edward James +1We love a content choice. Very bold and brave to choose a song that has to stand primarily on the merit of its theme. I was against this song for the first 30 seconds until they really get into it. And then I realized very clearly that this was a choice made with great love. I can only be who I am, and this sees me very clearly. I think often of how many hopes I still have for my life, and how many of them have not come to pass yet. And it makes me wonder what I’ve been doing all this time. But knowing the effort I’ve put in to cultivating community in the exact way this describes, knowing that it has made the lives of those I care about better, I know I’m doing all right. Thank you, my friends. The only reason this gets number two is because I think musically the other struck me more. But this one holds deeper personal meaning. 🥈
  • fionmul 0I just think on both superficial and deep levels this is super Eddie vibes. The sound. He is King of community and hospitality, a Dorothy Day lover who walks the walk, and so much more. And I love how it’s a newer song that sounds like it’s been around forever.
  • Regina Scime 0Ugh I love this song
  • ared56 -1
I'll Be ThereThe Jackson 5Wait, that’s a dude?League 4 (Jul 2025)
2
  • shea nowicki +1Classic, very womanly. Well done.
  • Sam Ary +1
  • fionmul 0I loved this pick. My dad picked it haha.
  • Brad Stalcup 0You could just use any Jackson 5 song because a 10-year-old Michael Jackson has a high-pitched voice, smh.
  • Joseph Harvey 0He’s a kid, kind of doesn’t count
  • judd.baker 0Arbitrarily I feel like prepubescence is against the spirit of this round
  • Edward James 0Too many actual children in this song for me to vote for it. There was one of the Jacksons who sounded like a soulful black woman artist for a bit in the middle, but that's not enough to win a vote from me.
  • Regina Scime 0Do prepubescent boys count…
  • Claire 0Young MJ is iconic. But as with Justin, it’s not an unexpected sound that we hear here. It’s exactly what we’d expect from the mouth of a child (a child who was already clearly a star)
Folsom Prison Blues - Live at Folsom State Prison, Folsom, CA - January 1968Johnny CashLive, Laugh, LIVELeague 3 (Jun 2025)
3
  • SamRobertsND +1Probably the most famous of the live performances on here, and for good reason. I won't punish going with an obvious choice, especially this one. As the submitter already knows probably, this was the culmination of more than a decade of trying to get into Folsom and perform after the initial recording. Usually, a live performance's power needs visuals to be most keenly felt, but all you need is that prisoner cheering after "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash." A live album for the ages.
  • Joseph Harvey +1Pretty classic, hard to argue!
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0Iconic
  • Edward James 0A classic, and it rocks, but doesn’t stand out of the pack for me
  • judd.baker 0This is definitely canonical and deserves to be here but I liked a few other submissions more. Excellent song and legendary performance tho
Clean, CleanThe BugglesNone Hit WonderLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
6

fionmul: Unknown bop from some undeniable one hit wonders.

  • shea nowicki +2This is perfect.
  • SamRobertsND +1Would've had me with the pip organ intro but the clown breakdown completely sold it. Like if Danny Elfman wrote a pop song.
  • Joseph Harvey +1A little annoying but marginally kind of interesting at least
  • Claire +1I actually thought of submitting a different Buggles song. This album is so quirky and fun
  • Regina Scime +1Also LOVED this!!
  • fionmul 0😎🎸🔥🎹🫧🧼🧹🫧🧼🧹
  • judd.baker 0I enjoyed this, but I do think the gulf between this and Radio Star is massive.
Gentle On My Mind - Remastered 2001Glen CampbellSongs Sammy Would LoveLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
6

fionmul: 😌

  • judd.baker +1love some Glen Campbell. I had not heard this song before
  • Edward James +1For those who know the Sammy deep lore, I feel like this would be his preferred state to have existed in in the summer of 2022. Wandering the countryside in the state of deep existential depression. Quintessential male experience. An old country song is a great submission, but I think this specific one is what elevates it from a genre pick to a more inspired Targeted pick.
  • Joseph Harvey +1This was a stunner - I could picture this cutting to Sammy's heart. Lyrics are mysterious and open to interpretation which I like.
  • Claire +1I’d never heard this song before and I loved it. Struck me as quite Sammy coded musically but especially lyrically. Really beautiful, this is one I think I’ll return to
  • shea nowicki +1
  • SamRobertsND +1Like a Komodo dragon stalking its prey, this one caught up to me. I'm more familiar with Glenn Campbell's 70s stuff, and on the first pass, I thought "nice try, Sammy stereotype!" In my pride, I wanted to prove resistant to its charms. And yet, as I listened to the playlist several times over, I found myself spending more and more time on this number. The lyrics are fantastic ("you're moving on the back roads by the rivers of my memory" - that is really great stuff). This country pop sound just seizes me on a pre-rational level, but the beat is also just so enchanting. Something you happened upon here, intentionally or unintentionally, is that I LOVE songs with a quick, driving beat (e.g. Mick Fleetwood pounding that bass drum is what makes so many Fleetwood Mac songs work for me). The bass guitar and accompanying picking here are too much too deny. It may be a stereotype, but dang if it didn't claw its way tooth and nail up the pack and onto the podium. Bronze!! 🥉
  • fionmul 0Dr. Sammy, gentle forever on the St. Joseph River of our mind
Deliver UsOfra Haza, Eden RiegelDe ProfundisLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
6

fionmul: Timeless story, timeless music. Zimmer is a GOAT.

  • Edward James +2This is probably the most perfect read of the category. Brad said last night that I dreamed a dream would be the best choice. I think it would tie this one, but not surpass it. I don’t think there is any song that better captures the biblical sense of longing and unanswered deliverance. Everything about this movie is a miracle, and nothing like it will probably ever be made again. I can’t listen to this without being deeply and viscerally moved.
  • Joseph Harvey +1Absolutely incredible. Perfect submission.
  • ared56 +1
  • Sam Ary +1goated
  • judd.baker +1My read of this category was heavily informed by the title being a Psalm, and in that vein, I think this submission is perfect.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • fionmul 0I just found that there is a solemnity to the way the title of the round is phrased. I respect alternative takes but feel my own is valid as well.
  • SamRobertsND 0A great choice.
  • Claire 0It’s an epic song. Didn’t make the podium for me, though, I think in part because it’s almost too literal? As in, it’s a literal plea to God in the context of a biblical story whereas I feel like what I was looking for was something more poetic and/or figurative. But I recognize that these are not necessarily the only criteria one could judge by
  • shea nowicki -1I 1000% know I'm in the minority on this-- it fits the category in every possible way on paper, but just didn't quite get me lamenting. Maybe just because I'm not listening in the context of the movie itself? Maybe because the beat isn't the sound I'd gravitate toward during personal moments of lamenting? I don't really know
Thank You for the PatienceOld Flame, Jonny CraigSongs Claire Would LoveLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
1

fionmul: 🤘🏼

  • Joseph Harvey +1Jonny Craig is a phenomenal singer but I think he has much stronger material. Claire will like this well enough but I can’t see it being a massive hit. Still, as I don’t enjoy most of the picks this round, it gets a vote.
  • Edward James 0Attempted bilmuri stand in. A valiant effort, but no
  • SamRobertsND 0It's possible that Claire submitted this song, although I'm 30-70 on that. I hope not, because it sucks. Monotonous and forgettable; I hope Claire has better taste.
  • fionmul 0I understand the lookalike temptation now since I was looking at Camino/bilmuri vibes but I genuinely liked this and think Claire might too. Love? Remains to be seen. The vocals are really pretty to me.
  • Claire 0Another good submission honoring this area of my taste by Joseph (or someone advised by Joseph). This song didn’t quite hit for me and it’s kind of hard to articulate exactly why. I really enjoy the vocals—I love a good run in songs of this genre. I think maybe the chorus just was musically/lyrically not quite at the level of energy I was hoping it would be? I certainly like it and there’s not really anything I actually dislike about it—on paper it’s a great pick—but for whatever reason it just didn’t have the sauce to make my top 3
Another One Bites The DustQueenKiller Song!League 3 (Jun 2025)
0

fionmul: top tier taking-of-life bop

  • SamRobertsND 0Peter: "A great song about an angry young man shooting people. But I cannot dissociate with the 2006 Ventura County Fair piglet races, for which it was used as a pump-up song." A masterpiece of production. It's ubiquitous use is well deserved but has also perhaps contributed to the softening of it. I think of it in the same category as Beat It, more of a sports pump up number than a murder song.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Amazing song but poor fit for this round. The murder is almost incidental to the song
  • fionmul 0i wish i had submitted cranes of potter 😭
  • Edward James 0This doesn’t fit the theme vibe for me, even though it is technically correct
  • Claire 0Listening to this song in this particular context, it was kind of giving “song playing over a movie montage of violence/killing, giving the scene a somewhat ironic tone”. As the song went on though I felt like it lost the energy and the fun and kinda dragged. It’s a true classic but just didn’t strike me enough to get a vote in this difficult round
Come TogetherMichael JacksonSuperior CoversLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
2

fionmul: (the Beatles)

  • Joseph Harvey +1This works
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0I just think this is so cool. I love that he heard the original and was like “Imma cover dat.”
  • SamRobertsND 0Come Together is one of the Beatles hits that never did it for me. These songs seem more of less the same to me in terms of quality.
  • judd.baker 0Not convinced it’s better than the original but MJ’s vocals eat on this track. The “mojo filter / spinal cracker” breakdown at the end cracked me up
  • Claire 0he might be the best to ever do it but this cover wasn’t impressive to me. I expect more from the king
  • Edward James 0This is a great cover and shows MJ has a deep love for this song, but there’s no way it beats the original, and that’s the category 😎
Hazel EyesSabrina JordanSongs Fiona Would LoveLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
7

fionmul: An Irish lass in full flight

  • Joseph Harvey +1Yeah this is pretty much it
  • SamRobertsND +1Peter: I think Fiona submitted this one Sammy: Boudicca Fiona rides into battle, her Celts riddling Josephus Titus and Juddus Vitus with darts and decimating their legion.
  • shea nowicki +1LOVE. V Fionacore
  • Regina Scime +1
  • judd.baker +1Good inclusion, I liked this more than I expected to and I’m glad this playlist included something Celtic
  • Sam Ary +1
  • ared56 +1
  • Edward James 0Irish tourism marketing song. You can almost hear them salivating at the thought of another plane full of loaded Boston tourists. Would kill at an ND pre-game reception.
  • Claire 0I like this reading of the theme, tapping into Fi’s Irish heritage, but didn’t make top 3 for me
  • fionmul 0Fi the Mulholland lass: I am glad I went this route because nobody else did! And I am pretty sure I first heard it when my brother Johnny sent it to me and thought I’d like it so it suits this round 💚
Jessie's GirlRick SpringfieldSummer GrillingLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
3

fionmul: American Summer 🍉🇺🇸🍔

  • [DELETED] +2
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0I just love this song man 🤘🏼
  • SamRobertsND 0Cookout vs grilling distinction is to be observed, even for this banger (my sister and her husband Jesse walked into their reception to this so it holds a special place in my heart).
  • Edward James 0Yes but not a standout imo
  • Joseph Harvey 0Played this with my band at college!
  • Claire 0Truly excellent song. It might be the most beautiful song I’ve ever been serenaded with at karaoke. Just wasn’t top 3 for the theme for me
American IdiotGreen DayAlternative Communist AnthemsLeague 3 (Jun 2025)
3
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1This is what this is about. Captures that “screw you dad” pubescent energy essential to the revolutionary spirit
  • Sam Ary +1
  • SamRobertsND 0Better picks for this category on American Idiot that the titular song.
  • Edward James 0Anti-American does not a communist anthem make
  • fionmul 0figured maybe Joseph would like it and not too many would hate it
  • Claire 0I dearly love this song but it is not the most on theme song from this album (Jesus of Suburbia is more fitting and I strongly considered submitting but decided it was too long and this audience wouldn’t have the attention span for it)
Let Light Be LightLizzy McAlpineFalling in LoveLeague 2 (May 2025)
2

fionmul: why do I feel so weird?

  • Joseph Harvey +2Ought vibes from this lovely little Lizzy track. Dwelling on whether falling in love is supposed to feel a certain way resonates. Great musically and lyrically as always
  • judd.baker +1This is really good. Does a great job capturing the anxious, insecure parts of the experience of falling in love at the same time as the good feelings
  • Claire +1Full disclosure, I generally like Lizzy but did not expect her to make my top 3 this round. But the lyrics were concrete and genuine, narrating the emotional experience of falling in love so beautifully. Gotta hand it to her
  • fionmul 0The falling: weird and scary but you like it
  • SamRobertsND -1I love the vulnerability; she’s a talented songwriter for sure, and I’m glad to now appreciate her talents. But this song just wasn’t capturing the vibe for me. Probably me not being a woman and not appreciating the feminine experience of falling in love might be part of it. Also I hated the therapist line, locks the song into the historical epoch of therapy-addicted Millenials and Zoomers.
  • Edward James -1“If he wanted to, he would” set to lyrics. “Is this what it’s supposed to feel like?” NO Girl you are not falling in love you are being dragged along by a man who considers you an afterthought he can return to when convenient
Por finPablo AlboránUnintentionally about JesusLeague 2 (May 2025)
2
  • judd.baker +2Wow this is perfect
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Edward James 0Love this and it’s a fantastic love song, but errs too far on that side to get the vote from me.
  • Claire 0If this song were in Italian it would be in the CL songbook (complimentary). Lyrically love it but musically it didn’t do it for me
  • SamRobertsND 0Quit submitting songs I can't understand, Judd.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Chorus is actually really nice. I like the melody which is rare for Spanish songs
  • fionmul 0🥰 😍
  • Sam Ary -1
WavesDean LewisSad Boy SummerLeague 2 (May 2025)
0
  • Claire +1My initial reaction was “this is literally what AI would produce if you told it to write a melancholy white boy pop song.” At first I thought that was a point against the song, but the more I thought about it the more I started to think that this means it deserves a vote for being perfectly on theme
  • fionmul 0this ends the first episode of Riverdale and that’s how i found it back in 2018 or something
  • Joseph Harvey 0This is decent if generic
  • SamRobertsND 0Somehow worse than the other AI song maybe it’s a Lewis thing?
  • Edward James -1“You are sheltering an attempt at a hit pop song in your sad boy summer, are you not?”
Ni**as In ParisJAŸ-Z, Kanye WestHardest Song TitleLeague 2 (May 2025)
5
  • ared56 +2
  • Edward James +1Bumps. Interesting read of the category, I like it.
  • [DELETED] +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Claire 0Hate to say it but this song is just so good. Title also goes hard but not hard enough to make my top 3 unfortunately
  • judd.baker 0I had never heard this song all the way through before and it’s just unforgivably goofy
  • fionmul 0✌🏿not as hard as possible but have to be somewhat ladylike
  • SamRobertsND 0I love this song but title doesn’t go hard thank you for playing try again next week.
Suburban Legends (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)Taylor SwiftSongs Joseph would loveLeague 2 (May 2025)
-1

fionmul: trying to navigate the minefield of Joseph’s pop opinions, duc in altum or whatever (mostly I like this song and Joseph is a 1989 boi)

  • Joseph Harvey 0This is music as lyrics delivery mechanism. Taylor has done much better - maybe this one should have stayed in the vault
  • Claire 0Devastating lyrics but Joseph probably doesn’t care 💅
  • SamRobertsND 0Fiona doing the Alex BNL bit but with Taylor.
  • Edward James 0This person correctly identifies in their song choice and in their description that Joseph is an indecipherable fan of girl pop. The 1000s of inputs that spit out love or hatred at the end of that algorithm are entirely unknowable. Based on the single mention of astrology, I am willing to bet this falls into the “no” category.
  • fionmul 0yeah i care about lyrics sorry not sorry
  • [DELETED] -1
reckless drivingLizzy McAlpine, Ben KesslerSongs that Cause Speeding League 2 (May 2025)
-4

fionmul: Ending goes hard

  • fionmul 0"uh uh" "it sounds like a limo" *thumbs down* *vehement head shaking*
  • judd.baker 0Thematically I see it but I can’t see myself speeding to this
  • Joseph Harvey 0Absolutely love this song but it encouraged me to set the cruise at 35 mph
  • Sam Ary -1Ending does go somewhat hard, however I feel like I would only want to drive fast to this song after a breakup when I don’t have the emotional bandwidth to understand that speeding won’t be good for me in that moment. Cheers.
  • Edward James -1The first minute of this song is so transcendently beautiful and describes a feeling I pray each and every one of us gets to encounter. But then it takes a steep nosedive when the guy joins in and never recovers. Also, not on theme vibe-wise imo. Earns the downvote only because of how much that guy annoyed me.
  • SamRobertsND -1I’m sure Joseph is shedding tears onto the keyboard of his Assbook Pro while listening to and voting for Lizzy, but not me. This is speeding music for the Villages, Florida’s Friendliest Home Town.
  • Claire -1Good song but despite the fact that it is about reckless driving, I would not drive recklessly while listening to it
Vigilante ShitTaylor SwiftFemme FataleLeague 2 (May 2025)
3

fionmul: "They say looks can kill and I might try... Lately I've been dressing for revenge"

  • Edward James +1Is Taylor Swift doing femme fatale cringe? Yes. Would work on me….yes 😔 Therefore I must upvote.
  • Claire +1Yep this unquestionably fits the theme
  • Joseph Harvey +1🎯
  • Regina Scime +1
  • fionmul 0If you downvoted you hate women (if you're a woman it's within your rights)
  • SamRobertsND 0Again, I don’t think “I’m a bad bitch, baby” is the vibe
  • [DELETED] -1
Good Vibrations - Remastered 2001The Beach BoysDesert Island SongsLeague 2 (May 2025)
2

fionmul: beachy and timeless like your involuntary stay on the island

  • SamRobertsND +1Fun in the sun!!!!
  • Edward James +1Upbeat and beautiful enough to enjoy, and fittingly brutal, knowing you will never again feel the love of a woman
  • fionmul 0manifesting this sort of island ☀️🌞🕶️🌊🏝️👙⛱️ vs this sort 🦂🏜️🌵
  • Claire 0Not sufficiently melancholy for a desert island (ie not melancholy at all)
  • Joseph Harvey 0Very fun
Put Your Head On My ShoulderPaul AnkaSouth Bend IdolLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
6
The Stable SongGregory Alan IsakovHangar Porch SitLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
5
Unkiss MeMaroon 5Brutal BreakupLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
3

fionmul: 💔

  • judd.baker +1I was surprised by this song, musically it’s not my thing and I was almost deceived by it not sounding brutal enough but the lyrics are perfect. Someone needs to cover this song as an emo song
  • [DELETED] +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0the words just really get at it for me 😩
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking ForU2Longing for a placeLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
7
swan songVictoria CanalAwake at 3 amLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
10
Summertime Sadness (Lana Del Rey Vs. Cedric Gervais) - Cedric Gervais RemixLana Del Rey, Cedric GervaisHot Girl SummerLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
7
ZombieThe CranberriesApocalypseLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
4
Dare You to MoveSwitchfootI’ve got a big decision to makeLeague 1 (Apr 2025)
9

fionmul: a throwback… 63 million streams for a reason