Hardest Song Title

League 2 (May 2025) · Goes hard.

Song	Artist	Submitted by	Votes
I Tamper With The Evidence At The Murder Site of Odin	Metalocalypse: Dethklok	[DELETED]	5 Joseph Harvey +1 — Absurd title, meh song, upvote fionmul +1 — nice. SamRobertsND +1 — Cheating is submitting a Sting song for a Joseph category. As long as the name and song go hard, I’m in. Edward James +1 — This is the only song that got me based on title alone lol. Sam Ary +1 Claire 0 — Fun but it’s too much of a caricature of a death metal title rather than a truly meaningful aesthetic choice (I recognize that that’s the point but just didn’t merit top 3 for me) judd.baker 0 — Golly are they deathly allergic to melody or something ared56 0 — Sounded like a super smash bros intro
Ni**as In Paris	JAŸ-Z, Kanye West	fionmul	5 ared56 +2 Edward James +1 — Bumps. Interesting read of the category, I like it. [DELETED] +1 Sam Ary +1 Claire 0 — Hate to say it but this song is just so good. Title also goes hard but not hard enough to make my top 3 unfortunately judd.baker 0 — I had never heard this song all the way through before and it’s just unforgivably goofy fionmul 0 — ✌🏿not as hard as possible but have to be somewhat ladylike SamRobertsND 0 — I love this song but title doesn’t go hard thank you for playing try again next week.
Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave It Motion	Meshuggah	Joseph Harvey	4 Joseph Harvey: I mean come on [DELETED] +2 Claire +1 — Yeah this title is excellent. No notes judd.baker +1 — Yawn- take the upvote and go fionmul +1 — ok yeah 🔥 voice is a bit scraggly tho SamRobertsND 0 — Went so hard that it annoyed me. You had your time, Joseph ared56 -1 — So tough! So edgy! I’m sure these people are hardcore!
Leck mich im Arsch, K.231	Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Chorus Viennensis, Uwe Christian Harrer	Claire	4 Joseph Harvey +1 — Yes Edward James +1 — Hehehe bad word funny Regina Scime +1 — Just yes. Sam Ary +1 fionmul 0 — slaps frankly SamRobertsND 0 — Crass is not the same thing as hard but it’s also a funny song that more people should know about. I pass over it.
Jesus Built My Hotrod	Ministry	Sam Ary	3 Sam Ary: Title and song go pretty hard 😮‍💨 Regina Scime +2 Claire +1 — This song is so fun Joseph Harvey 0 — This is the kind of metal I find painful to listen to and not in a good way fionmul 0 — song went hard fs SamRobertsND 0 — Wow, the title and song go pretty hard😮‍💨?? It’s almost as if that was the point or something! Good but would’ve been better for the speeding category. Edward James 0 — Thought about this for the speeding category
Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner	Warren Zevon	Edward James	2 judd.baker +2 — To help out the Congolese I too would become a vengeful headless spirit Claire +1 — Unhinged title, unhinged story. What a song SamRobertsND +1 — Norwegian ghosts gunning down people, doesn’t get harder or more Sammycore than that Joseph Harvey 0 — Left zero impression on me fionmul -1 — not going too hard to me Regina Scime -1 — Good lyrics, and I honestly think the music fits. But if I heard this song, I wouldn’t describe it as “goes hard”
Something Is Squeezing My Skull	Morrissey	judd.baker	1 Joseph Harvey +1 — Not a good song but title gets it Claire 0 — My honorable mention. Great song. I thought about doing a smiths/Morrissey song but was worried you guys would all be lame smiths haters fionmul 0 — mid SamRobertsND 0 — Meh Edward James 0 — Eh
The Sound of Silence	Simon & Garfunkel	ared56	-1 SamRobertsND +1 — The Disturbed cover goes harder but they could only do so with a hard song to begin with. fionmul 0 — Disturbed version goes harder tho Edward James 0 — This is a good read of the category. Hard in terms of poignancy. Claire -1 — 10/10 song but just didn’t feel like the title was off the wall enough judd.baker -1 — This song goes the opposite of hard in some ways (still love it tho)
The Devil, The Dark & The Rain	Foxblood	SamRobertsND	-1 fionmul +1 — no oxford comma is disappointing but this was a really good submission. Claire 0 — Enjoyed this one a lot musically but title wasn’t wild enough to secure a top spot for me judd.baker 0 — This song gave me a heart they can’t medicate Joseph Harvey 0 — I can see what they’re going for Edward James -1 — Not a hard enough title for what I then had to listen to. Sam Ary -1
FREEDOM	Jon Batiste	Regina Scime	-2 Regina Scime: nothing goes harder… ‘MERICA🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 ared56 +1 Claire 0 — I promise I love America and I also love Jon batiste but title didn’t do it for me fionmul 0 — Regina my patriotic little angel ❤️🤍💙 Edward James 0 — Great song….but that’s a no from me dog Joseph Harvey -1 SamRobertsND -1 — You might’ve been spared but for the comment. [DELETED] -1