Gotta go fast

League 7 (Dec 2025) · Less than 2 minutes, people

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SongArtistSubmitted byVotes
9mm and a Three Piece SuitCatch 22Brad Stalcup
6
  • ared56 +2
  • SamRobertsND +1
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • Edward James +1Assuming this is Brad. This to me is the essence of the "gotta go fast" concept. This song feels much longer than it is. Banger.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • judd.baker +1Loved this. Brad (I assume) is a Music League revelation.
  • Joseph Harvey 0I have no earthly clue who submitted this /s
  • Brad Stalcup 0*Katie from halfway across the house* IS THAT YOUR SUBMISSION?
  • Claire 0My honorable mention. Ska also an ideal venue for the short song
  • fionmul -1Eh nah This fellllt too long somehow and I just sorta hated it Middle school band brass section If this is Richard congrats on your marriage and sorry im an angry elf If it’s not Richard, I am not sorry for downvoting you
BuonaparteUncle EarlPeter Seeley
4
  • SamRobertsND +1
  • Edward James +1The idea of an album named Waterloo, Tennessee where a bunch of 2000s looking white women sing a song about Napoleon is guaranteed to get me. Well done
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • Claire +1This is weird but in a way that I enjoyed
  • fionmul 0🦻🏼I’d turn off my hearing aids
And Your Bird Can Sing - Remastered 2009The BeatlesEdward James
4
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1Maybe my favorite of the list.
  • judd.baker +1This is my favorite Beatles song and is I think the best and least obvious of the Beatles submissions here
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Gosh the Beatles were just great. That one guitar part is so darn cool. Tragically, this is not less than 2 minutes
  • fionmul 0Like I said, Golden Slumbers is just too good and I couldn’t help but compare the other Beatles ones
  • Edward James 0So many Beatles potentials but this one stands out to me for being less known and also fast.
Oo-De-Lally - From "Robin Hood"Roger MillerSamRobertsND
3
  • fionmul +1Friendship goals frfr ☺️😊🥹
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1*Katie from halfway across the house* IS THAT ROBIN HOOD?
  • Edward James -1I'm not gonna lie this just vaguely annoyed me. I have no explanation for myself.
Golden Slumbers - Remastered 2009The BeatlesJoseph Harvey
3
  • fionmul +1They really came up with this and only made it 1:30 🤌🏼 Leave em wanting more ig
  • Edward James +1Almost submitted this myself. One of the most beautiful little tunes ever written. I love the "Paul is Dead" conspiracy, because if he did die, they managed to replace him with the greatest musician/songwriter to ever live.
  • Sam Ary +1
Minimum WageThey Might Be Giantsjudd.baker
2
  • Joseph Harvey +1This got a big laugh from me both times I listened. Great musical comedy, nice work Judd
  • SamRobertsND +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • fionmul 0Trying to figure out what they’re trying to say here. Like that it should exist ig? I’m wishing we had the Dr Pepper song in here
  • Edward James 0YES Loved this. Would probably get a vote if we still had 4.
  • Brad Stalcup 0Minimum lyrics
  • Peter Seeley -1Not bad , just less interesting than the other submissions. Though I did like whip crack at the beginning
Fell In Love With a GirlThe White StripesClaire
1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • judd.baker +1I had forgotten this song existed and was delighted to hear it on this playlist. The catchiness factor is high which is essential I think in a good sub-2 minute song.
  • fionmul 0Fun
  • Edward James 0One of my potential submissions. The White Stripes seem to get less attention now than they deserve.
  • Brad Stalcup 0I know this song from the Weird Al Polka cover of it. Which I think I prefer.
  • SamRobertsND -1
MaybeThem Coulee Boysared56
1
  • fionmul +1😌 This is the sort of thing my brothers will play in the living room and it sounds like home.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Edward James 0Good songwriting but didn't grip me musically. Sorry Alex.
  • Joseph Harvey -1Not under 2 minutes and also not good
  • judd.baker -1I think the mark of a great 2-minute song is that it leaves you wanting more. This song does not leave me wanting more and so gets the downvote.
Flowers In Your HairThe Lumineersshea nowicki
1
Dirt ManCarter Vailfionmul
0
  • Joseph Harvey +1Everything you want in a short song. Amusing concept that doesn’t overstay its welcome
  • Claire +1This song is way too catchy for its own good
  • fionmul 0Might become my top song of the year (if you listened thrice it’s still under the time limit) Wish I could vote for my own I just love this song Sometimes I play it to get myself out of bed
  • Edward James 0I really enjoyed this but novelty wasn't enough to make the leaderboard.
  • Brad Stalcup 0So catchy
  • Regina Scime -1Uncomf
  • Sam Ary -1
Her Majesty - Remastered 2009The BeatlesRegina Scime
0
  • Joseph Harvey +1Cute ending to a phenomenal album
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0This isn’t even the best Beatles submission so that’s what’s tough here
  • Edward James 0Love this, just missed a vote. Paul at his most powerful, just forcing everyone to accept his grandma music.
  • judd.baker 0Who did you bribe at Spotify HQ to make this the last song on the playlist
  • ared56 -1
  • Claire -1I just feel like it makes sense to downvote my least favorite of the three Beatles submissions. Sorry y’all
Nazi Punks Fuck OffDead KennedysSam Ary
-1

Sam Ary: 🫡

  • Claire +1The punk genre is where the sub-2-minute song was really mastered
  • Joseph Harvey 0I know this is what people think my music taste sounds like, but I hate this quite a bit
  • fionmul 0I see what you did here If I downvote I look like a nazi supporter Tempting but I relent
  • Peter Seeley 0This needs an Animaniacs inspired music video
  • Edward James 0Sorry Judd, you should know this is not a safe space for libbing out And if this is Fiona, as the emoji might indicate, you should know it too
  • judd.baker 0So true
  • Brad Stalcup -1Least subtle song of all time. Don't get me wrong I'm not a fan of Nazi Punks, but I'm really glad this song was only a minute long.
  • shea nowicki -1