Songs that Cause Speeding

Sam Ary: Unparalleled speeding

• [DELETED] +3
• Joseph Harvey +2 — Road tested, Miata approved. Great soundtrack to breaking the law
• Edward James +1 — Hell yeah (2)
• SamRobertsND +1 — The archetype for this category. If you’re a Millennial, you better be voting for this, as it was probably responsible for your conception.
• ared56 +1
• Claire +1 — 10/10 would speed to this
• fionmul 0 — "that's racecar" "another monster truck" "that's definitely a monster truck"
• Regina Scime 0 — I liked this, but not enough upvotes:(

SamRobertsND: "Alright, big fella! Let's crash this party!"

• Sam Ary +1 — Nice.
• fionmul +1 — "ferrari, definitely ferrari " "somebody having a really good day like Gru having a good day"
• Edward James +1 — Hell yeah (3)
• judd.baker +1 — Strong contender
• ared56 +1
• Claire +1 — Sammy Roberts: known Shrek 2 enjoyer. Unfortunately for my competitive chances, this song is a generational banger (not to mention the fact that I sang it in footloose the musical in 2019). I have no choice but to upvote
• Joseph Harvey 0 — Almost, but the length of the song drags
• Regina Scime 0 — Not enough upvotes:(

• Sam Ary +1 — Only song that comes close to Kickstart my Heart
• fionmul +1 — "race car" "it's a monster truck" "putting on sunglasses in a huge truck"
• Edward James +1 — Hell yeah (1)
• SamRobertsND +1 — Objectively good but Master of Puppets would’ve been better
• Regina Scime +1
• Joseph Harvey -1 — Not a fan of boomer metal

• fionmul +1 — "corvette" "like a really fast crazy car" "a hotdog truck"
• judd.baker +1 — I’m not sure if this is the best submission for the theme but it is my favorite
• Regina Scime +1 — A truly transcendent experience
• Edward James 0 — Entirely neutral on this one
• SamRobertsND 0 — Nice but it doesn’t really make me want to speed???? Spiritus mundi

• SamRobertsND +1 — Euro pop prelude to a solid wraparound a tree in your leased Lexus going 110mph.
• ared56 +1
• fionmul 0 — "cybertruck"
• Edward James 0 — Would be perfect music for speeding around on a poorly animated cloud in an early 2000s music video. Not perfect for actual speeding
• Joseph Harvey 0 — I feel like I’m slowly losing my sanity
• Regina Scime 0 — Will always be down to dance to this

Edward James: Mechanical Music!

• Sam Ary +1 — Rush makes me want to rush on the road.
• Regina Scime +1 — Freaking loved this!! Good words, good music!
• fionmul 0 — "corvette" "a car without any top" "that's called a convertible"
• SamRobertsND 0 — We haven’t hit the Joseph category yet.
• Joseph Harvey 0 — Not intense enough for speeding music, but total classic
• Claire 0 — Rip to Neil Peart the goat

• judd.baker +1 — I was surprised by how much I enjoyed speeding to this
• Joseph Harvey +1 — Frantic is the word, and for this theme it works
• Claire +1 — Never heard this song before but can absolutely imagine myself speeding to it
• fionmul 0 — "it sounds like a bike" "banjo"
• Edward James 0 — Banger but doesn’t fit the theme for me
• SamRobertsND 0 — The Great Northern Alex (Chungus Akroniensus) sits on the porch of his Appalachian cabin, taking pot shots at lost Ravens with his over under 12 gauge while drinking factory made “Moonshine”
• Regina Scime -1 — The varying tempi made me feel like I was having a stroke
• [DELETED] -1

• fionmul 0 — "riding a horse" "a really old pickup truck like back in like the 80s"
• Edward James 0 — This is superb cruisin’ music, but it is not speeding music
• SamRobertsND 0 — Jeff Lynne is one of the masters but this song doesn’t fit the theme
• Joseph Harvey 0 — Lovely song, poor fit
• Claire 0 — Love ELO but this just wasn’t giving speeding ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• ared56 -1

Regina Scime: “I got no plans on slowing down”

• Edward James 0 — Much love to Jeremy Renner, glad he made it through the snowplow thing. The music equivalent of the Marvel content he pumps out. Not a bad song, surprisingly good, but on principle can’t vote for a Jeremy Renner song. It also has 0 edge to it, which is essential imo.
• SamRobertsND 0 — I didn’t know Renner also sang, he has a nice voice!! Anyway, Harbor Freight commercial music
• Joseph Harvey 0 — Eh
• Claire 0 — I knew this man had an app but I had no idea he could sing too
• fionmul -1 — "a honda civic" "I know! a punchbuggy"
• judd.baker -1 — Too much stomp and clap, not enough pedal to the metal

fionmul: Ending goes hard

• fionmul 0 — "uh uh" "it sounds like a limo" *thumbs down* *vehement head shaking*
• judd.baker 0 — Thematically I see it but I can’t see myself speeding to this
• Joseph Harvey 0 — Absolutely love this song but it encouraged me to set the cruise at 35 mph
• Sam Ary -1 — Ending does go somewhat hard, however I feel like I would only want to drive fast to this song after a breakup when I don’t have the emotional bandwidth to understand that speeding won’t be good for me in that moment. Cheers.
• Edward James -1 — The first minute of this song is so transcendently beautiful and describes a feeling I pray each and every one of us gets to encounter. But then it takes a steep nosedive when the guy joins in and never recovers. Also, not on theme vibe-wise imo. Earns the downvote only because of how much that guy annoyed me.
• SamRobertsND -1 — I’m sure Joseph is shedding tears onto the keyboard of his Assbook Pro while listening to and voting for Lizzy, but not me. This is speeding music for the Villages, Florida’s Friendliest Home Town.
• Claire -1 — Good song but despite the fact that it is about reckless driving, I would not drive recklessly while listening to it