Songs Richard Should Have Played At His Wedding

League 8 (Feb 2026) · He’s not called Spicy Rich for nothing

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SongArtistSubmitted byVotes
Hips Don't Lie (feat. Wyclef Jean)Shakira, Wyclef JeanClaire
7
  • Regina Scime +1Yeah I can see it
  • SamRobertsND +1Never won't be an upvote for most categories.
  • Spicey Riche +1Shakira is amazing. Can’t go wrong with hauntingly weird yet beautiful voice.
  • Brad Stalcup +1Didn't want to upvote this one, but i had no control over my body when i was listening. NO FIGHTING
  • judd.baker +1This should be played at everyone’s wedding
  • shea nowicki +1
  • ared56 +1
  • fionmul 0I like the medieval version better personally
  • Joseph Harvey 0Seems basic and obvious. Not a terrible song though
  • Edward James 0Banger, but too obvious
Do You Love MeThe ContoursBrad Stalcup
7
Rebbe Eli-Melekh - LiveKarsten Troyke, Gennadij Desatnikjudd.baker
5
  • Peter Seeley +2All I understood was "gramaphone" but that's ok. The accordions speak to my heart
  • SamRobertsND +1I could see Richard being Jewish.
  • Edward James +1Given that there was a french pop song played that the entire Storey Family had a choreographed dance to, this fits in a weird way for me.
  • Spicey Riche +1Don’t know what this is, but I love it.
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Regina Scime 0question… why?
  • Brad Stalcup 0I mean this song goes hard, but I don't think it's the best for a wedding reception.
  • judd.baker 0I submitted this on the strength of the very danceable opening instrumental, but I committed a Music League cardinal sin by not listening to the song again before submitting and I forgot how long it is
  • Claire -1Sorry I didn’t realize this round was “Songs Peter Seeley should have played at his wedding”
My Eyes Don't CryStevie WonderEdward James
5

Edward James: LET’S HUSTLE

Low (feat. T-Pain)Flo Rida, T-PainRegina Scime
4

Regina Scime: There is a fair chance that this was actually played, but it seems like something Spicy Rich would get DOWN to at his own wedding

  • fionmul +1
  • SamRobertsND +1Easiest upvote ever. Very much in the spirit of my own submission.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Claire +1Yes it was actually played, and I can’t say I remember Rich getting down to it but I can see it.
  • ared56 +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Seems way too obvious. Has this ever not been played at a wedding
  • Edward James 0A classic and a good choice. Was not played, but also doesn't rise to the top.
  • Spicey Riche 0Wrong. Terrible choice of a stupid song.
  • Sam Ary -1
You're the VoiceJohn FarnhamSpicey Riche
4
  • Edward James +2This is deep Richard knowledge. And also I forgot how incredibly great this song is. I must reward.
  • Brad Stalcup +1The real ones know. Excellent pick.
  • ared56 +1
  • Regina Scime 0Lowkey, the transition from the Walton to this song SLAPPED
  • SamRobertsND 0Awesome song for a Disney credits.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Good but is it hype enough?
  • judd.baker 0I forgot this song existed and I can’t quite explain why but I enjoyed hearing it here
  • Claire 0How do you dance to this? I guess maybe you just stand in the dance floor and scream lyrics and somehow that’s cathartic for you?
Crank That (Soulja Boy)Soulja BoySamRobertsND
3
  • fionmul +1
  • Edward James +1Richard will disagree, but the millennial contingent would have rocked with this
  • Sam Ary +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • ared56 +1
  • Spicey Riche 0Crank that?! This song sucked in middle school and it sucks now.
  • Brad Stalcup 0Fond memories of 9th grade homecoming on this one.
  • Claire 0I love this song but this just doesn’t strike me as a particularly Richard core dance (like eg the Wobble does). I’d love to be proven wrong though
  • Joseph Harvey -1Would Richard get down to this? Perhaps. But I just cannot
  • Peter Seeley -1
Listen to the MusicThe Doobie Brothersshea nowicki
3
Zou Bisou Bisou - From "Retrospective: The Music Of Mad Men" SoundtrackJessica ParéPeter Staffelbach
3
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • judd.baker +1Good pull
  • shea nowicki +1
  • SamRobertsND 0Cultured, aren't we???
  • Joseph Harvey 0This is a cute and fun song but I can’t picture Richard getting down to it
  • Edward James 0No, but you have just identified the opening title scroll song for Wes Anderson's "Friends in the Bend". Eddie, departing from Hangar shed, rides his road bike slowly through various South Bend locales. We pass Joe Torma, in the Club Blue backyard, minutely trimming leaves on the various plants flowering from Cynthia the aquatic tower garden. The rectory, a car on blocks. Top down angle over the car, one after another Chris, then Corey, then Judd, then George, then Teddy, then Gabe on rolling boards each pop their heads out from underneath. Along the riverwalk, Brad and Richard emerge in scuba gear with treasure chest in hand. The Fort, Sammy and Joseph moving furniture inside while Shea, Regina, and Fiona sip lemonade on the porch wearing oversized sunglasses. It writes itself.
  • Claire 0I do not see the vision, sorry
Knock KnockMac Millerared56
2
Rock YouDirty LoopsJoseph Harvey
1
  • Brad Stalcup +1the bass line is funky, and I could totally see him jamming out
  • Claire +1I do feel like I’d get down this on the dance floor. Sometimes you don’t know the song but the beat is promising enough that it persuades you to get out on the floor anyway
  • Regina Scime 0I really loved this song, but I don’t know if it’s a Richard song…
  • SamRobertsND 0Loved driving to this, but it's better for driving, not dancing.
  • Edward James 0This is such a banger, thank you Joseph for submitting. But no vote.
  • Spicey Riche 0How in the hell would you dance to this at a wedding reception?
  • Peter Staffelbach -1
Starting OverChris Stapletonfionmul
0
  • Peter Staffelbach +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Pretty sure Richard hates country unless I’m forgetting
  • Edward James 0Seems a bit of a weird theme for a wedding song
  • Claire 0Is the idea that this would be a first dance song? Bc I don’t see it working as an “everyone get down on the dance floor” song. Idk
  • Brad Stalcup -1Nice song, enjoyed the listen. but not slow enough for a slow dance or fast enough for a boogie down dance.
Set me as a Seal upon thine HeartWilliam Walton, Finzi Singers, Paul Spicer, Sophie Daneman, Andrew BurdenSam Ary
0
  • Peter Seeley +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1Good read of the title. Definitely something he should have played at the wedding and not the wedding reception.
  • Claire +1I see what you did there. I’ll reward the clever read
  • Joseph Harvey 0This was a much needed breather. Thanks.
  • Edward James 0Cute but not in the way that gets a vote
  • Regina Scime -1I love you Sam, but no
  • SamRobertsND -1Failure to read the Zeitgeist and Mainchat is evident here.
  • judd.baker -1
The Chicken DanceChicken DancePeter Seeley
-2
  • SamRobertsND +1More Whitman, less Storey, but it stil works
  • Joseph Harvey 0Peter type submission
  • Edward James 0Richard will hate me saying this, but it fits the theme and the general atmosphere that was cultivated.
  • Brad Stalcup 0the mad lad actually did it.
  • Claire 0Eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m trying to imagine Richard full sending and putting his all into the most passionate chicken dance of all time. But I just don’t see it
  • Spicey Riche -1Insulting. Do you take for your unmarried 60 year old aunt?!
  • shea nowicki -1
  • ared56 -1