League 4 (Jul 2025)

7 categories · 80 submissions

Wait, that’s a dude?Songs Eddie Would LoveAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorSongs Judd Would LoveSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipGirl Crush Summer 💋Songs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move to
SongArtistCategorySubmitted byVotes
Ballad of the 20th MaineThe Ghost of Paul RevereSongs Eddie Would Loveared56
12
  • Joseph Harvey +2Lab grown Eddie bait
  • shea nowicki +2This song is perfect and I loved every minute of it. TGoPR is one of my newfound Music League faves!! Thanks, Alex (I'm like 98% sure?), for this.
  • judd.baker +2I think this song is phenomenal, and I feel like Eddie would like it too. It’s grandiose in a way that I think Eddie will like
  • Corey +2
  • Laur +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Claire +1Eddie loves a song that tells a story, and a story about the civil war? It’s almost too on the nose
  • Edward James +1This is a bold pick, since this type of history folk is often hit or miss in quality. But this one was a direct hit. Well done, knowing that I wouldn’t be able to resist a well crafted historical narrative and especially one about reigning in the treacherous confederacy. I’m also a sucker for regional Americana, and I love the exploration of having a deep Maine pride. One of my favorite themes is the mythologizing of the American experience, which is in so many ways, unique in the history of the world. We often think of ourselves as post-history, but we are simply the creators of the myths now. You could imagine someone 500 years from now hearing this with the same sense of wonder in the soldiers and Lincoln that we experience read about King Arthur and the Knights of the round table. This one got me a little emotional, well done. 🥇
  • fionmul 0I liked. Yay for the north!
  • Brad Stalcup 0This song is too sympathetic to the Confederates to be Eddie-coded
The Home Depot BeatThe Home DepotSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toClaire
8
  • Corey +2
  • fionmul +1HELL YEAH 🔨🪚🪛🔩👷🏼‍♂️👷🏼‍♀️THATS THE POWER OF THE HOME DEPOT 🗣️🔊‼️💯™️📣🧡
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Laur +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • judd.baker +1Can’t resist
  • Joseph Harvey 0The industrial sounds are kind of a vibe. It’s got a surprising amount of ambience which I like. It’s not the Arctic Monkeys blues rock slop riff it could have been, and I appreciate that
  • shea nowicki 0Hahahahaha dead.
  • Claire 0I once hit play on this half jokingly, started cleaning the kitchen, and got so in the zone that I cleaned for a good 10 minutes straight with this song on loop
PhotographNickelbackSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipJoseph Harvey
8
  • Sam Ary +2
  • Corey +2
  • Edward James +1It’s the GOAT, simple as
  • Brad Stalcup +1Legitimately a good song, whatever the haters say.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Claire +1This song is just perfect musically as well as lyrically. Exactly the kind of song you and your friends sing along with at the top of your lungs because it’s so angsty but so unironically good, and that’s exactly the kind of memory you’ll look back on fondly after you’ve parted. Also this got me headbanging and finger pointing in my CA bedroom the second it came on which was a much needed serotonin hit in this time of transition
  • fionmul 0A necessary addition
  • Joseph Harvey 0I mean come on
Canned HeatJamiroquaiWait, that’s a dude?Edward James
7

Edward James: Not only is this not a woman, the artist is also not black…..and most offensively….is British

  • Corey +2Kay J is an impeccable and unique vocalist, I've always loved his style and lyricism. "Step in my transporter, so I can teleport ya, all around my heavenly body."
  • Brad Stalcup +1The nostalgia for Napoleon Dynamite is real. But so is the boogie. Voice is feminine enough.
  • Joseph Harvey +1Nice one Corey, this was fun
  • judd.baker +1Maybe my pick for #1. Jamiroquai isn’t simply singing in a high register, he actually has that female timbre, it’s a specific and hard to describe thing. But it’s perfect here
  • ared56 +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • fionmul 0Corey I missed you 💜
  • Edward James 0Wow turns out you can leave comments on your own song if you use the desktop version. I was always wondering how y'all could do that. Anyway...I think my choice was 2nd only to "Go Your Own Way"
  • Regina Scime 0This strikes me as Corey… love this!
  • Claire 0Vote for Pedro
I Hung My HeadJohnny CashAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorRegina Scime
7
  • Joseph Harvey +2I love this pick not just because Sting wrote this song. Although the original is much more interesting, the Americana flavor brings out the O’Connorness of the song more for sure. What I love most about this song is that there seems to be forgiveness or even friendship implied between the lone rider and the boy who killed him at the end. That’s what makes this more than a standard murder ballad, and I wonder if it’s playing to a broader trope - something similar happens in Dune, where there’s this mysterious kinship between Paul and Jamis, the Fremen who Paul kills in ritual combat. Jamis appears to him in moments of crisis and supplies guidance. Anyways, great song
  • Corey +2
  • Brad Stalcup +1The vision of the lone rider at the end of this story really gives it the mystical sheen it needs to be FO'C-esque
  • fionmul +1This might be the perfect submission.
  • Claire +1A mistake is made, suffering follows, but the character has hope of forgiveness and prays for mercy as he faces death. Pretty on point
  • Edward James 0Actually a great pick because it fits the overall theme in many Flannery stories of singular moments impacting people in huge ways. But there were a few others songs that I think slightly edged this one out for me. Runner up.
  • judd.baker 0This is a good shout but I think there’s almost too much falling action for it to be a Flannery story. The moment of epiphany/grace has to occur alongside the shock, normally we don’t see as much of the developing interior life as this song depicts.
Don't Stop Me Now - Remastered 2011QueenSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toRegina Scime
7

Regina Scime: My sister gets the credit for this one (her fav Clara) (this is Clara typing it)

  • fionmul +1Hi Clara ily. Regina has discovered getting help with her submissions and it’s helping her in the polls.
  • Joseph Harvey +1This song has the most incredible energy and momentum. Wish I could sing it. Good choice Clara
  • shea nowicki +1I loved this, Regina (and Clara)!!! Well done!
  • ared56 +1
  • Corey +1
  • Sam Ary +1Hi Clara, good choice.
  • Brad Stalcup +1
You And Me SongThe WannadiesSongs Judd Would LoveClaire
7
  • Edward James +2This is the only song on this list that I really and truly loved and felt that Judd would really and truly love through and through. Just a perfect 90s banger, everything you could want, yet somehow unknown.
  • Joseph Harvey +1This seems alternative enough to pass. Least favorite of my upvotes but gotta reward it
  • fionmul +1I like
  • shea nowicki +1Okay amazing!!!! I was dancing the entire time!
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • judd.baker +1Now THIS is the kind of indie/alternative that I like. There were two songs on this playlist that I just fell in love with more instantly (or that I had already been in love with for a long time). But this is a fabulous shout. It starts out just a little too low and slow for my taste but the chorus is excellent. Bonus points for international band. Great shout. 🥉
  • Regina Scime 0Super cute:))
  • Claire 0Swedish Britpop just feels like a Judd vibe to me
Kiss MeSixpence None The RicherGirl Crush Summer 💋judd.baker
7
  • ared56 +3Brad
  • fionmul +1☺️😉😗👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻💋😙😚😘🥰 Judson?
  • Edward James +1Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes This one wins because not only is it the perfect girl crush song, but it is the only one that transports me into what I assume it actually feels like to be a girl with a crush
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0(Judd)
  • Claire 0Judd
Go Your Own Way - 2004 RemasterFleetwood MacWait, that’s a dude?ared56
6
  • Edward James +2Definitive answer. I have heard this song 50+ times and I'm sure at one point I knew it was actually Lindsay Buckingham, but still was confused and unsure.
  • fionmul +1I love this pick!! Classic song and a great fit.
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • shea nowicki +1The best!!! Such a good submission!!!
  • Claire +1When I was younger I definitely thought the vocalist on this was one of the women and not Lindsey
  • Joseph Harvey 0Close
The FallRhyeWait, that’s a dude?shea nowicki
6
  • Joseph Harvey +2Wow, what the heck! Beautiful and perfect for the theme. “Wait, that’s a dude?” indeed
  • judd.baker +1Amazing song and fantastic submission for the theme
  • Edward James +1Love this one! Good song and 100% could have guessed wrong if asked outside the confines of the category.
  • ared56 +1
  • Claire +1Looked up the history of this artist and the deliberate vagueness/mystique surrounding their identity…it’s almost too perfect for this category
  • fionmul 0“Woman” haha
  • Regina Scime 0yes
We Used To VacationCold War KidsSongs Judd Would Lovejudd.baker
6

judd.baker: This random track from a band I had never heard of before appeared in a Spotify recommended playlist a few years back, and quickly became my most listened to song of 2022. Lyrically excellent and musically a banger and the whole album it introduced me to is great as well.

  • Joseph Harvey +2From the very first chord I knew this was pure Juddcore. Piano rock is a load bearing log in Judd’s musical Hangar. I could easily picture him singing this for karaoke, more so than any other here, so it gets the double upvote.
  • Regina Scime +2I can hear Judd singing this!
  • ared56 +1
  • Claire +1This one also feels quite squarely Juddcore. Perhaps I’m truly wildly off but this feels like something that either Eddie would submit for Judd or that Judd would submit for himself. (And if it’s not, then whoever did submit this should know that that’s a compliment)
  • shea nowicki +1Yes yes yes!!! Truly, CWK are always the move, I wish I'd thought of them myself
  • fionmul 0Not my cup of tea but this is reminds me of the typa sh Judd does at karaoke
  • Edward James 0I liked this a good amount (especially the very sneaky Bob Dylan homage). But others stood out more to me. Runner up.
  • Brad Stalcup -1
Your Love Is My DrugKeshaGirl Crush Summer 💋ared56
6
  • fionmul +1😍💉💊🍃❣️ This is very important in my girly rotation historically Samuel?
  • Joseph Harvey +1Checks the guilty pleasure box nicely, fun song. Hits the 'crush' aspect of the theme strongly (Alex)
  • Corey +1Alex? Gonna go with Alex.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Edward James +1I was just as opposed to this as I was to Whitney Houston. But then the first 10 seconds started, and the millennial conditioning kicked in.
  • judd.baker +1Eddie
  • ared56 0Alex
  • Claire 0Alex
Somewhere Only We KnowKeaneSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipClaire
6
  • ared56 +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1I am a huge Keane fan and this was one of my favorite songs growing up. I never thought about it as a ‘breaking of the fellowship' type song. I can see the connection though.
  • Brad Stalcup +1This is almost a perfect song of longing and missing the past.
  • shea nowicki +1Classic, very appreciated. Gets me into "melancholic reflective" headspace every time.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • judd.baker +1Beautiful.
  • fionmul 0😌
  • Edward James 0Sadly, any hope this song had a placing was destroyed by the fact that I have only heard it in the context of a meme where a Star Wars battle droid is singing it while playing piano https://youtube.com/shorts/0qtWbZvUkq8?si=E6w7tQp2pLaVzZbH
Tip Toe Thru' the Tulips with MeTiny TimWait, that’s a dude?Sam Ary
5

Sam Ary: God Bless Tiny Tim

  • Laur +2
  • fionmul +1A perfect read of the category. Did he voice the animated Snow White? Probably. Deserves a triple vote probs but I had too many others I liked.
  • Brad Stalcup +1Upvote for most on point.
  • Corey +1Dangerously iconic for this style, it must be said.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Too falsetto-y to be female
  • judd.baker 0Almost eked a vote. Great pull
  • Edward James 0A good one, and I could see it working, but still sounds too much just like falsetto.
  • Regina Scime 0Valid submission for the category, but I was deeply uncomfortable listening to this
  • shea nowicki 0Hahahahaha, such a good submission.
  • Claire 0Honorable mention. Does still kind of sound like a dude singing in falsetto but he has such a funky unique timbre
Keep'n It RealShaggySongs Eddie Would LoveLaur
5

Laur: Vibes with the softcore Catholic social justice themes Eddie personifies—a timeless Holes classic deserves a refresh on Eddie’s mixtape

  • Sam Ary +2Oh yeah Shaggy
  • fionmul +1I dont know what to make of this but it gets a vote
  • Brad Stalcup +1This is the most unexpected upvote for me. Could definitely see Eddie listening to this one while driving to his parents' lake house on a Saturday morning.
  • Claire +1I’m sure Eddie knows of shaggy but I could see him not knowing this song (I hadn’t heard it until now) and I feel like he could really rock with it
  • judd.baker +1I’m going out on a limb and saying that Eddie will enjoy this, I think it’s a hilarious out there choice to submit a Shaggy song for this round but I feel like I want to reward that kind of outside of the box thinking.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Based on Eddie’s Bob Marley views, I’m going with a no on this one
  • Edward James 0Incredibly fun choice. I didn’t know Shaggy had it in him to be so philosophical. The curse of these rounds is that you get so many good songs, but you can only choose so many to be at the top. This is a great pick, but won’t make it to the top
  • Corey -1I'm gambling on this one, but I trust my instincts.
Carolina DramaThe RaconteursAccidentally Flannery O’Connorshea nowicki
5
  • Brad Stalcup +1This song is weird and grotesque enough to be a FO'C story. Though it's hard to see where grace pops in.
  • ared56 +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Corey +1
  • judd.baker +1Of the more overt submissions in this round (straight up Southern violence), I think this one was my favorite.
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Edward James 0Hmmmmm everyone makes fun of Eddie for sending song recommendations after the rounds, but then they use them in future rounds 🤔🤔🤔 This pick is like Joe Torma at South Bend Idol. You hear it and you think this is “southern”! This is “gothic” and “grotesque”! But like Joe it’s all flair, coasting on adulation. Like Joe, we are in need of a Colleen to brutally shut down this nonsense before everyone gets carried away by surface level comparisons. This is not like a Flannery O’Connor story. It’s just southern and vaguely violent. There’s no themes here that fit, and to me, that’s much more important than the idea of grotesque story set in southern environs.
  • fionmul 0Didn’t like the voice enough but this is lyrically super duper strong
  • Claire 0The South + violence, which is the classic Flannery vibe, and there’s mistaken identity too I guess, but there’s no real revelation that happens here
  • Joseph Harvey -1This has the accidents of a Flannery story but feels lacking in substance. No emotional pull. The mystery in this song feels cheap, and thus it receives my downvote
Plastic JesusTia BlakeAccidentally Flannery O’Connorjudd.baker
5
  • ared56 +1
  • Edward James +1Of all the songs, I think this one "gets" the feeling of a Flannery story best. The saccharine, commercialized, ever-present but unimposing sense of Christianity is captured perfectly by the "Plastic Jesus" image. Reminds me very deeply of "Wise Blood". Seems like a Judd pick. Despite my insistence upon theme, I think this one wins a vote for setting up the start of a Flannery story perfectly. The character is poised for some sort of shock, followed up by the kitschy plastic Jesus staring dead eyed into her soul at the end.
  • shea nowicki +1Okay this is fun!!! A bop & I totally agree — Flannery coded!
  • fionmul +1This was a great pick. Parker’s Back for the lighthearted.
  • Claire +1Clearly the lyrics themselves are meant to be ironic from the perspective of the speaker, but I feel like the plastic Jesus motif is the sort of thing that you’d find in an O’Connor story that could end up later being the catalyst for some kind of spiritual experience. Even if keeping the plastic Jesus up there is more or less a joke, I think that still says something about the speaker’s awareness of their sin, and that conscience, however dulled or ignored it might be, could be where grace enters in. Am I reading into this too much? It’s possible
  • Brad Stalcup 0This song had potential, but it seemed like Jesus and the Virgin Mary were just things to be ignored. I don't think God is ever one to be ignored (without consequence) in an FO'C story.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Kind of cute I guess
  • Regina Scime 0I'm not sure that this fits, but it's super cute!
  • judd.baker 0Aside from getting the southern aesthetic right, the thing that makes this song thematically Flannery-coded to me is the image of the “plastic Jesus,” a kitschy, even ironic religious symbol that grins while the narrator is sinning in the backseat of the car. The image (blatant sin juxtaposed with kitschy religiosity) is ugly, honest, and secretly grace-filled. You don’t expect the real presence of Christ in the kitschy image, and yet He is really there.
Cranes of PotterCharles Wesley GodwinAccidentally Flannery O’Connorfionmul
5
  • shea nowicki +2The sound & that plot twist at the end hit the nail on the head!! Yes yes yes!!
  • ared56 +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1Yeah, this is it. Heartbreaking and beautiful. The last verse where they find her a century later is so spooky and really sells it for this round.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Brad Stalcup 0A tale of romance and revenge, but not truly Flannery-esque, I'm sorry.
  • Edward James 0Don't see the fit here. If it had more religious imagery I could see it fitting, but it's just a good narrative. Absent other elements it doesn't connect imo.
  • judd.baker 0I think this is a little bit too overt without the deeper religious epiphany
  • fionmul 0I should have submitted this last league so I had to now. It just sounds and feels like Flannery to me although the story isn’t perfect.
  • Claire 0Is the idea that Claire was going to sin, but her murder was a weird sort of mercy that kept her from going through with it? Maybe, but that doesn’t feel like that’s the point of the song, it feels more like a straight up southern murder song to me
You Can't Always Get What You WantThe Rolling StonesAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorEdward James
5

Edward James: There is a phrase in this song that I think perfectly summarizes every Flannery O’Connor story.

  • Regina Scime +1
  • judd.baker +1This is an inspired take. Flannery O’Connor short story titles have a particular ring to them; this song title actually sounds like a Flannery short story title, which I had never noticed before despite hearing this song a million times. Thematically/aesthetically, it’s perfect too. The encounter with “Mr. Jimmy,” sharing a soda at the country drugstore while he simply whispers “Dead” to the narrator, could be a scene straight out of Wise Blood. The deceptive woman covered in blood (but is she really?). It’s murky, it’s violent but subtly so, it implies mystery and grace in weird ways. Never paid close attention to the words before. Great pick.
  • fionmul +1My dad would sing this to us as kids and it was infuriating but imma do that to my kids too. This was an unexpected but great pick.
  • Claire +1Getting what you need (not what you want) is very on point. The rest of the song didn’t quite fit the vibe imo. But it gets a vote from me because the hook is distinctively Flannery in a way that other songs were not
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Edward James 0In every Flannery O'Connor story, a character thinks they know what they want and who they are. Then through some inbreaking of grace, typically through the least likely avenue, they invariably get what they need. But never in the way they want to receive it. If I was to summarize every Flannery O'Connor story in one sentence, it would be "You can't always get what you want, but if you try, sometimes you just might find, you get what you need."
  • Joseph Harvey 0I just can’t stand the Stones
  • shea nowicki 0Totally agree. I like this song, a classic, but I struggled a bit to connect it to Flannery in the end.
Saint ThereseThe Stillwater HobosSongs Judd Would LoveCorey
5
  • ared56 +1
  • shea nowicki +1I love this song! & I appreciate the Southern Catholic vibe of the song; it is totally Judd vibes!
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • Edward James +1
  • judd.baker +1This was one of 2 songs on this list (besides my own submission) that I had already heard. And indeed it’s an excellent choice, because I love this song and I absolutely love this album. There are several songs on this album that I like more than this one and it’s beat out by a few other songs on this playlist, and I feel somewhat compelled to rate more highly songs that were altogether new to me. But for getting one of my favorite deep cut albums (seriously, these guys never made another record) this gets a vote. 4️⃣
  • Joseph Harvey 0Beautiful, I really love this. I don’t know if this will make Judd’s podium, but he will certainly enjoy
  • fionmul 0I have long loved this song; it is not Juddcore. I had a vote on it but had to give it away to a more Juddly song
  • Regina Scime 0This is very BC, so imma guess Fiona or Shea
  • Claire 0It’s not quite the same thing but I feel like this might appeal to his Avett Brothers loving side?
Feed the TreeBellySongs Judd Would LoveEdward James
5
  • ared56 +1
  • Joseph Harvey +1This feels thoroughly Juddcore, from the 90s alternative sound to the uncomfortable artist name to the mysterious and intriguing lyrics. The line “feed the tree” goes quite hard
  • fionmul +1This seems pretty Juddcore
  • Claire +190s female fronted indie/alternative is pretty standard issue Juddcore
  • judd.baker +1A fantastic submission. Made me smile the instant I saw it. This was one of 2 songs I had heard already (besides my own submission) and this is a deeply nostalgic track for me. I almost chose it as my #1 for the round; but I felt compelled to give top spot to a song that was a completely new introduction to me. But seriously phenomenal read. 80s/90s female vocalist alternative rock is my jam always. 🥈
Gotta Go My Own Way - From "High School Musical 2"/Soundtrack VersionZac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, DisneyGirl Crush Summer 💋Brad Stalcup
5
  • fionmul +1🏀⛹🏽🎼🎓📚📓💃🏽🎭HSMMMM f*ck me up this ATE 🧡 Claire?
  • Corey +1Eddie, surely. Or maybe not so surely?
  • Edward James +1Absolutely. I got so into this that when Zac Efron started singing I was like "Get the heck out of here, are you kidding me?". This is the exact type of content I was expecting, and I will reward it.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Claire +1Shea
  • Sam Ary +1
  • ared56 0Shea
  • Joseph Harvey 0Guilty pleasure light is at least on orange here. Fun song (Brad)
  • Brad Stalcup 0What's a girl crush summer without a good breakup at the start?
  • judd.baker 0Shea
  • Regina Scime -1I personally don’t get the HSM hype, it’s just funny to me. That being said, this song walked so Rewrite the Stars could frickin sprint
All Your Favorite BandsDawesSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipEdward James
5
  • fionmul +2This was so great and I had never heard it before so it felt special. “I hope all your favorite bands stay together”🫰🏻
  • Joseph Harvey +1DANG. That was really good. So many great lines in this especially the one about the El Camino running forever. This is exactly the vibe I’m looking for here.
  • Claire +1Yeah this one really got me lyrically. Sometimes when you lose people it’s the little things that really get you, like seeing a random article of clothing like one they used to wear, or hearing a song that you absolutely know they’d love but not being able to share it with them.
  • judd.baker +1
No WomanWhitneyWait, that’s a dude?judd.baker
4
  • Regina Scime +4This was the only one that sounded like it could be a woman
  • ared56 +1
  • Claire +1Really cool song, I’d never heard it before but have already added to a playlist
  • Laur +1
  • fionmul 0I like.
  • Brad Stalcup 0Whinecore has never done much for me.
  • Joseph Harvey -1Falsetto != sounds like a girl
  • Edward James -1Whitney was a choice I considered myself, but when I listened to my fave of theirs, I realized it was very clearly just a man singing really high. This is the least convincing of them, imo.
  • Sam Ary -1
Crowded TableThe Highwomen, Brandi Carlile, Natalie Hemby, Maren Morris, Amanda ShiresSongs Eddie Would Lovefionmul
4
  • Joseph Harvey +1Lyrically this is absolutely spot on.
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • shea nowicki +1Such a bop.
  • Claire +1Maybe this is me falling prey to the Eddie caricature but this song is on point lyrically as well as musically imo. Building a 21st century city
  • Edward James +1We love a content choice. Very bold and brave to choose a song that has to stand primarily on the merit of its theme. I was against this song for the first 30 seconds until they really get into it. And then I realized very clearly that this was a choice made with great love. I can only be who I am, and this sees me very clearly. I think often of how many hopes I still have for my life, and how many of them have not come to pass yet. And it makes me wonder what I’ve been doing all this time. But knowing the effort I’ve put in to cultivating community in the exact way this describes, knowing that it has made the lives of those I care about better, I know I’m doing all right. Thank you, my friends. The only reason this gets number two is because I think musically the other struck me more. But this one holds deeper personal meaning. 🥈
  • fionmul 0I just think on both superficial and deep levels this is super Eddie vibes. The sound. He is King of community and hospitality, a Dorothy Day lover who walks the walk, and so much more. And I love how it’s a newer song that sounds like it’s been around forever.
  • Regina Scime 0Ugh I love this song
  • ared56 -1
Stockton Gala Days10,000 ManiacsSongs Eddie Would Lovejudd.baker
4
  • ared56 +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Corey +1
  • Edward James +1This is one that I did not enjoy as much on the first listen, but came back to with much more love the second time around. Reminds me a lot of the cranberries. I really like the overall sound of this, there’s an earnestness to it that makes it sound very 90s in an achingly beautiful way. Seems like a Judd pull to me. Why people need to get it together and start making music like this again. 🥉
  • fionmul 0Cool but then I got bored
  • Brad Stalcup 0Sounds almost enough like fleetwood mac to get a vote.
  • Claire 0hi Judd :) Would’ve voted for this if I had more. Female fronted indie rock is squarely Eddie core
Seven SwansSufjan StevensAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorJoseph Harvey
4
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • Edward James +1I think it's easier to find a vibe fit or a weird story, but it's a lot harder and more meaningful to find a real deep fit with a theme in O'Connor stories. This one nails it with the visionary imagery all leading up the line "He will take you. If you run, he will chase you."
  • shea nowicki +1I loved this Sufjan moment I got to have on the South Shore line into Chicago. His sound is perfectly on brand Flannery, so too the religious & lyrical turns. Thank you for this.
  • judd.baker +1Spooky, murky Christ images will always get my vote in a category like this.
  • Claire +1I feel like a broken record for voting for Sufjan every single time he’s submitted, but this is a really good read of the theme imo. Little boy sees a fire in the backyard and it turns into this wild spiritual revelation. Is he delusional? Is it really a vision from God? Unclear. But he clearly was deeply impacted by it. That’s a Flannery O’Connor moment for sure
  • fionmul 0I hate his voice here personally
  • Corey -1
PowerhouseRaymond Scott, The Raymond Scott QuintetteSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move tojudd.baker
4
  • fionmul +1This and a silent film of Peter Seeley packing while also baking bread and dealing with a few barn animals running around the rectory
  • Joseph Harvey +1Inspired choice. Actually some pretty cool melodies in this
  • Claire +1Yeah this hits
  • Laur +1
Quarter MasterSnarky PuppySongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toBrad Stalcup
4
  • Regina Scime +2Love me some jazz organ
  • Sam Ary +1Snarky Puppy will always get an upvote (not always but usually)
  • judd.baker +1
  • fionmul 0Cute
  • Joseph Harvey 0I can never quite jive with Snarky Puppy. It’s all very funky and groovy but the melodies just don’t grab me. This is in theory a good submission, but there is stuff I greatly prefer in this genre (namely Explorer by T-Square)
What Planet Is This?!SEATBELTSSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toCorey
4

Corey: I don't know who I am, I don't know why I'm here. All I know is I must pack.

  • Joseph Harvey +1Frantic. This is it
  • Claire +1Cowboy bebop is cool and this song has the kind of frantic energy I was looking for
  • Sam Ary +1Yes
  • judd.baker +1Flawless
  • fionmul 0I personally just wouldn’t listen to this while packing but I respect your culture
  • Regina Scime 0Strikes me as Corey… I love it!!
A-PunkVampire WeekendSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toLaur
4
Cantora De YalaEsperanza Spalding, Aruan Ortiz, Francisco MelaSongs Judd Would LoveRegina Scime
4
  • Corey +4I wasn't expecting to see Esperanza here, I'm going all in.
  • Claire +1This is so beautiful and I feel like he will dig. Jazzy but also folk vibes which kind of reminds me of some of Natalia Lafourcade’s stuff
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Singing and playing upright bass is so cool. Unfortunately it’s not too memorable and feels a little lowkey for this round
  • Edward James 0I think this is faux-Judd. And maybe I’m wrong. But Spanish is not the only key to his heart, and this needs more
  • judd.baker 0I liked this song, but I didn’t love it. All my respect and love for Esperanza Spalding (I see you Regina ❤️) but this song is a little too sparse and pared down for me to LOVE. I love ostentatious instrumentation, a song as low key as this one is working a lot harder to keep my attention. Good submission tho 🇪🇸
  • ared56 -1
  • fionmul -1The way she is singing annoys me but that means Judd might inexplicably dig it.
Silk ChiffonMUNA, Phoebe BridgersGirl Crush Summer 💋Claire
4
  • Joseph Harvey +1A little edgy but admittedly a perfect category pick. Pleasant listen. (Claire)
  • Edward James +1Lesbianism?!? In my good Christian music league?! This is a straight banger. I came in with a bias against any sort of sad girl music, but this was absolutely phenomenal
  • shea nowicki +1
  • judd.baker +1This was as awesome as it was sus. Claire
  • Sam Ary +1
  • fionmul 0🩶🪱👗 ❤️‍🔥 Shea?
  • ared56 0Joseph
  • Brad Stalcup -1
I Will Remember YouSarah McLachlanSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipBrad Stalcup
4
7 элементVitasWait, that’s a dude?Corey
3
  • judd.baker +1Is the backing vocalist here actually a dude? If so, wow, genuinely perfect submission.
  • Claire +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Laur +1
  • fionmul 0Yeah. Is this Brad? Sammy would be proud I think.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Doesn’t sound like a woman
  • Edward James 0I love this choice (Corey?) but feel that this moves in and out of "woman" sounding. Therefore it is defeated by others.
  • Regina Scime 0Uhhh it definitely had some high notes
  • shea nowicki 0Okay wow, this was fun. Not usually a techno/pop gal, but I enjoyed.
  • Brad Stalcup -1Didn't like it from the start even though dude sounds like a lady. I skipped throughout the song to see if it got interesting at all besides his voice. It didn't.
BabyJustin Bieber, LudacrisWait, that’s a dude?Laur
3
  • fionmul +1YEAHHHH I almost did Bieber. I thought it was a girl the first time I heard Never Say Never. Wish I could double vote but I was split this time.
  • Corey +1Calling Bieber a girly singer was a generational pastime.
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Brad Stalcup 0Prepubescent don't count.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Once again, being an adolescent/child makes this less remarkable
  • judd.baker 0In a perfect world, this would have an upvote because it is a great fit for the theme. But given how young Justin is here, it felt slightly less compelling for the category, and there were simply other songs I enjoyed more and was more impressed by
  • Edward James 0I get this pick but 1) he was like 15 when it was recorded, and 2) it still has noticeable male elements imo.
  • Regina Scime 0Another prepubescent boy…
  • Claire 0Prepubescent male treble voice just isn’t what I’m looking for here. Yes, it’s a dude, and yes, he doesn’t sound like a dude, but it’s not for any particularly interesting reason other than how old he is
Wade In The Water (Eva By Heart)Eva CassidySongs Eddie Would LoveRegina Scime
3

Regina Scime: I know it’s a common song, but I figured I’d risk it cause she deserves it

  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • Laur +1
  • Corey +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0That was absolutely lovely, but you may forget that vocal chops don’t earn you many points with Eddie.
  • fionmul 0I feel like I can’t vote for this because of it being so common but the version is gorgeous. And I do think Eddie would like it.
  • shea nowicki 0The whole time, I just wanted to tell Eva, "slay girl!" Love the song.
  • Edward James 0You’re totally right that it was worth it to post this version even though this song is well known. I really enjoyed this, the vocal effect she brings to it makes it unique, even though it would be easy for it to just be another one of many versions. Despite what many think, I’m not actually a big singer-songwriter and folk fan in general. It’s only very specific types and artists, and this fit in the niche.
Overnight SuperstarBRADIOSongs Eddie Would LoveCorey
3
  • Joseph Harvey +1I’d be surprised if Eddie doesn’t like this.
  • ared56 +1
  • Laur +1
  • fionmul 0Does Eddie like this stuff? I have lost all sense of his taste at this point
  • Brad Stalcup 0This is not even the most Eddie-coded Bradio song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCzBN-kUPHo However, it does have funky + city pop vibes, which is on point.
  • judd.baker 0This was good, but I think it is too modern and not citypop enough for a properly Eddiecore Japanese submission.
  • Edward James 0The heart is in the right place for this one, and it’s a great song, but a bit more modern K-pop sounding, which is not my style with Japanese/korean music. This sounds beautiful though, the production is stellar.
O DeathRalph StanleyAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorCorey
3

Corey: I love Flannery, but I'm having the darndest time finding something that's accidentally her. So here's some rural memento mori.

  • Brad Stalcup +1A phenomenal song. A bluegrass singer who has been performing for probably 50 years at this point. A serenade to death would definitely take place in a FO'C story
  • Joseph Harvey +1Total classic and feels like a very Flannery vibe
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Edward James 0Southern traditional does not a Flannery story make. I think this is a trap many fell into. My voting this round is 100% about themes - it's easier (imo) to find a vibe fit (Southern Gothic) or a cool narrative than it is to tap into the flow of a theme that runs deep within the song that matches a theme embedded in the O'Connor mythos. I'll be calling them out where I see them, and I don't see one here.
  • Regina Scime 0The fact that it's a cappella adds an extra grittiness that is cool
  • fionmul 0This is an example of a bit too on the nose for me. Just barely tho.
BLENDER5 Seconds of SummerSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move tofionmul
3

fionmul: Tested and approved by experts

  • Joseph Harvey +1This fits the vibe. Really fun song
  • shea nowicki +1I really like this! Upbeat and motivating, while simultaneously not too loud/much.
  • Claire +1She’s the blueprint
  • Laur +1
  • fionmul 0Keeps the blood pumping but has you dancing through the stress
  • Regina Scime 0Again, are we moving because of a breakup?
  • ared56 -1
Behind These Hazel EyesKelly ClarksonSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toared56
3
  • Laur +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • judd.baker +1Kind of a bop ngl
  • fionmul 0This doesn’t quite do it for me.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Don’t really see the angle. For me this is going to need to be either frenetic or uber calm and this is neither
  • ared56 0This is the flagship song of my siblings cleaning/dishes playlist
  • Claire 0I love this song so much. This is a super specific criticism but I feel like Since U Been Gone would get me more into the headspace I’m looking for
  • Regina Scime 0I’m confused by all of the breakup songs… how many of y’all have moved because of a breakup??
Out LoudAlejandro ArandaSongs Judd Would LoveSam Ary
3

Sam Ary: If Judd doesn’t like it I hope one of yall do bc this is just nuts

  • fionmul +1I love this; I think Judd would too but it may be outside of his typical rotation
  • Regina Scime +1I LOVE ALEJANDRO😭😭😭
  • shea nowicki +1I LOVED THIS. Such a vibe
  • Joseph Harvey 0This was lovely, but a little too Midwest emo for Judd
  • Claire 0This is so cool. I honestly don’t have a great read on whether he’d love it though I think at the very least he will find it quite impressive
  • Edward James 0No from me
  • judd.baker 0I liked this but again not quite my style. I actually think the degree to which I like indie music is sort of overstated. I like alternative, which is a species of indie I suppose, but the really pared down singer songwriter-y SoundCloud indie sound isn’t quite my cup of tea. This is musically impressive though, just not particularly interesting to me.
Miracles HappenMyraGirl Crush Summer 💋Edward James
3
360Charli xcxGirl Crush Summer 💋Joseph Harvey
3
  • Corey +1I'm gonna go with Fiona.
  • shea nowicki +1
  • Claire +1Sam
  • fionmul 0🌭💚 Yup. Josephus?
  • ared56 0Claire
  • Joseph Harvey 0kamala IS brat
  • Edward James 0Great song, but I really thought it would be more hyped. I’ve heard it before, but didn’t realize it was from this album. Doesn’t really fit the category for me.
  • judd.baker 0Joseph(??)
Light OnMaggie RogersGirl Crush Summer 💋shea nowicki
3
sadness as a gift - liveAdrianne LenkerSongs for the Breaking of the Fellowshipshea nowicki
3
  • fionmul +1The title reads like a shea meditation (a high compliment if this isn’t her) “How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard" - Winnie the Pooh 💛
  • ared56 +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Claire +1I loved this so much. It really gets at the bittersweet feeling of recognizing and holding together the seemingly contradictory emotions that occur during a period of transition—you can have an experience that utterly breaks your heart, and yet you still would never for a second wish it hadn’t happened.
  • Edward James 0This one didn’t leave much impression, but her voice sounds really nice
  • shea nowicki 0one of my RAs told me (unaware that I submitted this song) that she would also submit this song for this round, so I feel like I won a million bucks in validation
  • Corey -1My hand was forced, I didn't want to, but the League had dirt on me.
The Road Goes Ever On..., Pt. 1Howard ShoreSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipSam Ary
3

Sam Ary: "Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil." — Gandalf the OG

  • fionmul +1💘 I listened to this in an airport and it sent me 😭
  • Edward James +1The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with weary feet, Until it joins some larger way, Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say.
  • Joseph Harvey +1It's almost cheating, but also impossible not to vote for. I bet this is what Alex had Eddie submit. Eddie would be against submitting something this obvious on principle
  • Brad Stalcup +1This is relying completely on presumed nostalgia from the LOTR films and I'm here for it.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • shea nowicki 0Wow wow wow. The quote coupled with the music got me. Amazing.
  • Claire -1Perhaps controversial but this one gets the downvote for being extremely literally on theme. It’s still of course an amazing song and it fits the prompt perfectly. But in a round where I genuinely liked every song, I had to pick some criterion according to which to assign a downvote. Alas
  • judd.baker -1Too easy I’m sorry
Desert RoseSting, Cheb MamiWait, that’s a dude?Joseph Harvey
2

Joseph Harvey: I always pictured the vocalizations at the beginning coming from a gorgeous Indian woman. Alas

  • Edward James +1A great song that I only give an upvote to because I was 100% convinced the intro was not Sting. The rest doesn't sound like a woman tho, but that was impressive enough to win a vote.
  • ared56 +1
  • fionmul 0Lmao the caption
  • judd.baker 0I get the idea behind it, and it’s close, but the backing vocals aren’t enough
  • Regina Scime 0mkay calm down Joseph
  • Claire 0🪦🥀
Downtown (feat. Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, Kool Moe Dee & Eric Nally)Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Grandmaster Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, Kool Moe Dee, Eric NallyWait, that’s a dude?Claire
2
  • fionmul +1Eddie? Sam? Loved this take ofc. I indeed thought the feature was a girl until recent history.
  • Joseph Harvey +1This is a very fun song. There is a voice in there that really sounds like a girl. I’m going to trust that that’s a dude
  • judd.baker +1I didn’t believe at first until I got to the feature, and wow yeah, great shout. Also banger
  • shea nowicki +1I love! this! song!
  • Brad Stalcup 0Featured singer being the feminine voice seems a little sus to me.
  • Edward James 0I appreciate this pick because it gives a chance to highlight one of my musical loves: short lived late 2000s/early 2010s pop-rock group "Fozy Shazam". Eric Nally (who sings the feminine sounding part in this) is an incredible artist and the Foxy Shazam self-titled album is a millennial masterpiece in every way. But not vote because I don't think it fits the category well.
  • Claire 0Fun fact: I genuinely thought this hook was sung by a woman for years.
  • Corey -1Macklemore is too much like that urban liberal who likes to talk rough but votes for Kamala. So I would say he made the cut not wisely, but too well.
  • Regina Scime -1
I'll Be ThereThe Jackson 5Wait, that’s a dude?fionmul
2
  • shea nowicki +1Classic, very womanly. Well done.
  • Sam Ary +1
  • fionmul 0I loved this pick. My dad picked it haha.
  • Brad Stalcup 0You could just use any Jackson 5 song because a 10-year-old Michael Jackson has a high-pitched voice, smh.
  • Joseph Harvey 0He’s a kid, kind of doesn’t count
  • judd.baker 0Arbitrarily I feel like prepubescence is against the spirit of this round
  • Edward James 0Too many actual children in this song for me to vote for it. There was one of the Jacksons who sounded like a soulful black woman artist for a bit in the middle, but that's not enough to win a vote from me.
  • Regina Scime 0Do prepubescent boys count…
  • Claire 0Young MJ is iconic. But as with Justin, it’s not an unexpected sound that we hear here. It’s exactly what we’d expect from the mouth of a child (a child who was already clearly a star)
The Place Where He Inserted the BladeBlack Country, New RoadSongs Eddie Would LoveJoseph Harvey
2
  • shea nowicki +1This one surprised me... but I LOVED it. A vibe.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Claire +1Sad indie boy is an important facet of Eddie’s taste
  • judd.baker +1I’m not 100% positive that this hits the Eddie mark, but it is a great song, and for being just out-there enough I feel like I can justify an upvote
  • fionmul 0This is unique and cool but I got sorta bored
  • Edward James 0I enjoyed this song a lot, and the writing is really beautiful. But even though it picks up a bit, I found it still a bit more melancholy in a way that will keep it off the podium.
  • Brad Stalcup -1
  • Laur -1
SlyThe Cat EmpireSongs Eddie Would LoveBrad Stalcup
2

Brad Stalcup: I was introduced to this band by one of Eddie's former roommates.

  • ared56 +1
  • fionmul +1This was ok. Seems like Eddie could dig.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Instrumentally this has Bradcore written all over it. I don’t know that this is a major overlap between Eddie and Brad, though.
  • Brad Stalcup 0It was Eddie's freshman college roommate Sean Murphy
  • judd.baker 0I’m not positive where this fits in the Eddie musical constellation but this was extremely fun
  • Edward James 0This is a straight banger, and really one of only two truly upbeat song of the bunch. Which is interesting because I would say I listen to upbeat music vastly more than I listen to anything else. This has Brad’s fingerprints all over it, although from the comment I think it’s probably Joseph. This is my choice for runner-up. I think I only went with the others over this because they were a bit more unique and out of the box.
Reason to BelieveBruce SpringsteenAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorSam Ary
2
  • Edward James +1This song combines the best of all worlds - Southern vibe fit, theme (although weaker than the others), and narrative. I am actually kind of mad, because I was trying to find a Springsteen song to use, but the vast majority of them are about a different kind of Americana and just miss the boat for O'Connor connection. The opening scene with the dead dog in the ditch could 100% be out of one of her stories. Belief in the face of the mundane and the tragic is a theme she explores too. I think theme fit is a bit weaker than others, otherwise this would be a +2. Incredible pull.
  • fionmul +1I almost submitted bruce. This is a great pick!
  • Brad Stalcup 0I can't pick this one simply because it's a song of despair and cynicism. Despite the darkness and ugliness of Flannery's stories, there's always a glimmer of light. Bruce Springsteen seems to imply that people are delusional and that's why they have a reason to believe.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Decent enough lyrics at times but I just don’t like Springsteen. The vibe I get from him is a non musician who somehow ended up having a music career
  • shea nowicki 0I like this. I don’t know why this song feels like 5 years long to me… but a good pick. Especially the opening lines resonated.
CrossroadsJohn MayerAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorLaur
2

Laur: Yes, I do believe she wears aviators and drives a very old car down the road when she’s listens to this one

  • Regina Scime +1
  • Corey +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Edward James 0I really like this pick, the idea of being at a crossroads but unsure what to do is a good theme. But I think it needs to develop beyond that, and the song just doesn't go any further. Totally fine, but that keeps it off the podium for me.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Eh. Just not enough substance here when there are so many great picks.
  • judd.baker 0I didn’t know John Mayer did this kind of sound tbh
  • fionmul 0Unmemorable
  • Claire 0Love John Mayer but there’s not enough lyrically here for me to really judge how well it fits the, for better or worse, quite literary theme
  • ared56 -1
Downtown TrainTom WaitsSongs Judd Would Loveared56
2
  • Regina Scime +1Judd gives train vibes Also Tom Waits sounds like a Bruce Springsteen impersonator…
  • Claire +1I was torn on this one, I feel like there’s a chance he’d be super into it but also a chance that it wouldn’t hit for whatever reason. I’m gonna go with yes. Judd can rock with some folksy Americana angst every now and then
  • judd.baker +1This was spectacular. I have been thinking for a while that I should probably do a Tom Waits deep dive, and listening to this was the sign I needed. I really appreciate that I had never heard this song before, and indeed I have very little familiarity with Tom Waits, so this was an introduction into a whole new experience for me. It’s exactly the kind of late 20th century experimental rock that I love. It’s bold and the lyrics are phenomenal. Poetic. I loved this and I especially loved that it is not a caricature of the kind of stuff I love. 🥇
  • Joseph Harvey 0What is this guy’s voice?? He should be voicing an oversized lovable Disney side character
  • fionmul 0It's giving Bruce and idk if that is a plus or a minus for Judd
  • Edward James 0This was my Alex trade so I will not vote out of principle.
  • shea nowicki -1Admittedly, I really liked this song. Unfortunately, I also liked every other song on the playlist and had to downvote something : (
Pretty Little BabyConnie FrancisGirl Crush Summer 💋fionmul
2
  • Joseph Harvey +1Cute is the word for this song. Fits the category to a T but may be a controversial pick due to not being much of a guilty pleasure. (Regina)
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1This is a CLASSIC girl crush summer song.
  • fionmul 0🥰👼🏻🐣💝 This one felt like the most guilty pleasure vibes cuz it’s on social media but it inspired a playlist I made recently called “60s Gymnasium Dance” so I really do listen to it unironically and often
  • ared56 0Judd
  • Edward James 0This is a Corey pick if I’ve ever heard one
  • judd.baker 0Regina
  • Claire 0Regina
  • Sam Ary -1
Keep Me in Your HeartTrampled by TurtlesSongs for the Breaking of the Fellowshipared56
2
  • Edward James +1The Warren Zevon original version is better for sure, but this was a really great cover. He wrote this song after finding out he had terminal cancer. What makes it so good I think is “a while.” recognizing that people will move on and you won’t occupy as much space in their mind, but you’re still in their heart, even as they learn to get along without you.
  • Brad Stalcup +1Big fan of this one. Probably my favorite on the list.
  • fionmul 0You’re already there and you’ll stay 💞
  • Joseph Harvey 0In my own listening I would never, ever encounter an album cover anything like this
Apple PieLizzy McAlpineSongs for the Breaking of the Fellowshipfionmul
2
  • Edward James +1This is a really great song, and I also love the interpretation of the breaking of the Fellowship being a positive. When you know that something better is in store so you’re willing to go through the sadness involved in the breaking.
  • shea nowicki +1Always gonna upvote Lizzy regardless of the round theme, tbh. She never misses. This was great.
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Corey +1
  • fionmul 0🥧 several lines from this stand out to me but it has a warm and fond and calm vibe and that’s what the bend is to me 🫶🏻 also I’d be remiss if I didn’t insert more lizzy before the league is up
  • Brad Stalcup 0I didn't want to like this song but I did. Unfortunately, doesn't really do it for me as a "goodbye, gonna miss you" song.
  • Claire 0I did not have another vote to give to this song but this one really hit for reasons that definitely don’t have anything to do with recent personal experience
  • Joseph Harvey -1It’s well known that I am a big Lizzy appreciator and it breaks my heart to downvote. But this is a poor fit, being more about finding someone than leaving.
  • Sam Ary -1
ChangelessCarbon LeafSongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipRegina Scime
2
  • ared56 +1
  • shea nowicki +1This was perfect. Cried throughout. Thank you for this.
  • Claire +1Hard to really articulate why but this one just felt like the musical vibe fit perfectly with the lyrical/thematic content. Maybe this just betrays my own fondness for indie rock but idk. To me this song really captures that feeling you get when you know your days/hours with friends are numbered, so you start to feel sad and nostalgic even though the time isn’t actually up yet, and you have to fight to keep from wallowing in that angst so you can be fully present in the moment itself.
  • judd.baker +1
  • fionmul 0🧡 has almost an Irish vibe to it instrumentally which we all know earns brownie points with me
  • Joseph Harvey 0Not the best song mentioning old photographs here. I bet this was Judd
  • Edward James -1I don’t know, this one just kind of struck me the wrong way. I think it might’ve been something in the vocal styling.
  • Brad Stalcup -1
Somebody To Love - Remastered 2011QueenWait, that’s a dude?Regina Scime
1
1,2,3 - RemixMiami Sound MachineSongs Eddie Would LoveEdward James
1

Edward James: Trying to pull a Sammy on you all here. I remember hearing this song when I was about four years old and absolutely loving it. Then for the next 12 years I could distinctly remember the best and the 1-2-3 counting but assumed the song was lost forever. Then one random day, I heard about half a second of the counting part as my mom was flipping through the radio and freaked out and made her flip back through until we found it. And since then it’s been an all-time favorite. One thing I think this reveals is that time and place play a huge role in the music I like, which makes it hard to guess.

  • fionmul +2Ohhhh yeah I lovvvvve Gloria. This might be Corey? And idk if Eddie digs this but my own digging of it is strong.
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • judd.baker 0All respect to Gloria Estefan
  • Sam Ary -1
  • Regina Scime -1I am curious if Eddie and Gloria Estefan overlap…
SteeeamShellySongs Eddie Would LoveClaire
1
  • Sam Ary +1Good song very nice
  • Joseph Harvey 0I don’t remember anything about this song
  • fionmul 0This reminds me of an ex but I also sorta really dig it. 🙃🫠 idk if I hear this as an Eddie song tho
  • judd.baker 0I quite enjoyed this
  • Edward James 0You are right to identify that I love the occasional alt girl indie pop. And I enjoy this song a good deal, even though it drifts a bit into sad girl territory. It won’t make it to the podium, but I enjoyed it a lot more on the second listen-through.
BlacktopJulien BakerAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorClaire
1
  • Edward James +1This was a great pick, and I think its strongest connection is the theme of being endlessly pursued by God. Dorothy Day opens her autobiography with the line from Dostoevsky “All my life I have been haunted by God.” This feeling of grasping futilely and for God but not wanting to go all the way is a theme I think you see in "Parker's Back" and other O'Connor stories. Also, I only knew Julien Baker as "the small one from boygenius" so glad to know she can write a solo banger.
  • judd.baker +1Saline communion in the back of an ambulance as an image for encountering Jesus after a horrific car accident? Bravo. Pure Flannery.
  • Joseph Harvey 0This just feels so musically lacking to me that I can’t give it a vote. The phrasing is really awkward and comes off as ‘music as lyric delivery mechanism.’ There are some intriguing lyrics here however, so I can see the angle
  • shea nowicki 0I love Julien Baker and unsurprisingly I loved this. Especially lyrically moving to pray with/about. I do indeed think that Julien and Flannery would be friends. Unfortunately other things in the end won out.
  • Regina Scime 0I'm not sure if this captures O'Connor completely, but I think it's close!
  • fionmul -1I almost skipped this because I hate her voice. Sorry shea (I think? Or Judd?) the words also confused me
Un AñoSebastian Yatra, ReikSongs Judd Would Lovefionmul
1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0Judd may well like this, but it’s a little too on the modern Latin pop side of things and not alternative enough
  • fionmul 0I almost forgot Spanish is very much back on the menu and in my quest for a song for him, this reminded me of Judd in addition to being a Spanish song I’ve liked for a while and by an artist I like. Maybe more pop than he would like but this one has a pleasant enough vibe that even you h8ers could dig. And you wont deign to google the lyrics probs but it makes me think of some love birds I know.
  • Claire 0This is so cute but it’s a little bit too poppy to make the podium for me. Maybe I’m underestimating Judd’s sentimental romantic side tho
  • Edward James 0Adding a Joseph comment: This made no impression on me.
  • judd.baker 0This was a valiant submission and of course I love that there were a few Spanish tracks on this playlist. But this just isn’t the kind of Latin indie that I like. This song is good and very fun, but there’s just a little bit too much production and vocal modulation on it for me to love it. It’s a little bit too modern pop for my tastes. Good but not maximally my thing. Extremely awesome lyrics though.
There, ThereRadioheadSongs Judd Would LoveJoseph Harvey
1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • fionmul 0Nice one Joey. This was a borderline boring to me but Judd would probably like it. It got bumped in the end.
  • Claire 0I do feel like he’d like this. I also feel like he most likely already knows this song?
  • Edward James 0Hate Radiohead, simple as. Sorry y’all. I know this is for Judd but I hope he doesn’t like it.
  • judd.baker 0This was a great shout from Joseph, who knows exactly which Radiohead records I have and haven’t heard. It was narrowly beaten by other songs that I liked more through the whole runtime, but I do love Radiohead instrumentation and the breakdown around 3:57 is fantastic.
  • Corey -1Unfortunately someone had to take the hit, and that someone is Radiohead.
Bubble Pop!HyunAGirl Crush Summer 💋Sam Ary
1
  • Brad Stalcup +1yes. girlpop at its k-finest.
  • judd.baker +1This rocked. I’m guessing this is Corey.
  • fionmul 0💔 Not enough downvotes Brad?
  • ared56 0Eddie
  • Edward James 0Yeah, this kind of thing doesn’t really do it for me. The more modern J-pop it just odd.
  • Claire 0Eddie
  • Joseph Harvey -1The only song here that was positively irritating to listen to. (Eddie)
The GardenerThe Tallest Man On EarthSongs Eddie Would Loveshea nowicki
0

shea nowicki: Bob Dylan sound meets 2010s alt-indie

  • ared56 +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Regina Scime +1
  • Brad Stalcup 0While the Bob Dylan influence is there, it's a little TOO there. And anyone who is trying to be someone else too hard is definitely not Bob Dylan-esque.
  • Claire 0I thought about voting for this one, and if I had more votes I probably would have, but it’s almost too Bob Dylan in a way that doesn’t feel sufficiently original (but I recognize that this comment will look really dumb if this was Eddie’s submission and/or he votes for it)
  • judd.baker 0I like this song but didn’t upvote just because it is almost too Bob Dylan-y
  • Joseph Harvey -1This caused me pain. I feel like it’s too close to Bob Dylan for Eddie to like it.
  • fionmul -1This is like weaponized Dylan-voice. It works for Bob because he doesn’t gaf but I can tell this person does. I just don’t think it works. But with a different voice it could.
  • Edward James -1I really love the narrative of this one, it states something beautiful about male melancholy. Another one where you followed the thread dutifully and properly, but I am a weirdo and have no coherent sense whatsoever to my music taste. So I have to deeply apologize, because I think this was a pick made with love (and I receive it happily), but 2010s folk just doesn’t do it for me. And that’s not to say it’s not a good song, I enjoyed it, but if I had to rank (and I do)…..it must happen
Gone (The Pocahontas Song)Ziggy AlbertsSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toshea nowicki
0

shea nowicki: I moved to this song in 2023

  • ared56 +1
  • fionmul 0I enjoy the driving rhythm of this. More of a driving song to me though.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Sheacore, but not quite my tempo
  • Regina Scime 0“This is a song for after you’ve packed… the montage music as you drive away after the breakup.”
  • Claire -1I really enjoyed this song musically but it just didn’t get me in the right mood for the category
Your Mama Don't KnowNathan & the Zydeco Cha ChasSongs Judd Would LoveBrad Stalcup
0
  • ared56 +1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Edward James +1I LOVE a Zydeco pick. Judd loves the regionalisms
  • fionmul 0Ehhh
  • shea nowicki 0So fun! I wish I had more votes!
  • judd.baker 0A sleeper hit. I’m getting Brad vibes from this? Which if so, well done, from someone who doesn’t really know anything about my music taste. This song gives me a hit of a genre I love and don’t talk about very much: traditional/classic R&B. This gets an honorable mention. 5️⃣
  • Joseph Harvey -1Even if I thought this would be Judd’s favorite song of all time, I could not in conscience vote because it is ANNOYING
  • Regina Scime -1I’m so curious to see what Judd says about this
  • Claire -1It’s a fine song but it just doesn’t scream Judd to me. But maybe this is just a side of his music taste that I have yet to discover
I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)Whitney HoustonGirl Crush Summer 💋Regina Scime
0
  • ared56 +1Sam
  • Claire +1Brad
  • fionmul 0Seems rathehh baysic innit 💗 Regina?
  • Joseph Harvey 0This is an example of a song that's a little too classic to garner votes. Also not really a guilty pleasure in any way. But great song obviously (Shea)
  • Brad Stalcup 0I'm sorry, i just think this song is overrated.
  • judd.baker 0Alex
  • Corey -1Brad? It feels cruel to guess on a downvote.
  • Edward James -1Too cliche, sorry y'all
Stupid QuestionsThe Band CAMINOSongs Eddie Would LoveSam Ary
-1
  • Laur +1
  • Edward James +1I really, really love this song, it reminds me of the one other band Camino song that I know. Which is a good thing, because I also love that one. It’s been topical recently to ask the question whether or not men truly urine, and the song should put that to rest. 4️⃣
  • Joseph Harvey 0Too modern
  • fionmul 0I like this ofc I’m just not thinking it’s an Eddie vibe
  • shea nowicki -1I don't know why this didn't strike me as very Eddie (maybe I'm totally off the mark) but I LOVE the Band Camino. & this is one of my fave of their new songs! But... was really considering an Eddie aesthetic when voting, hence the downvote in the end :(
  • Claire -1Those who know me know how much I love this band, but I’m not sure I see Eddie vibing with this song in particular. I’d be happy to be proven wrong tho
  • judd.baker -1Great song but I’m not convinced it is sufficiently Eddiecore
Love Is The Rebel SongJon ForemanSongs Judd Would Loveshea nowicki
-1

shea nowicki: I’m not sure this song is Juddcore sound, but it is Juddcore vibes at large

  • fionmul +1I like this one.
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • Joseph Harvey 0This brings me back, Switchfoot was big for me in high school. Not super feeling it for Judd though. The up-and-down piano lick in the chorus is a major ick
  • Claire 0Agreed that lyrically this is on point, and I love that it riffs on the rebel soldier bit. Also agreed that I’m not sure it’s Juddcore musically speaking
  • Sam Ary -1I had to use a downvote I’m sorry
  • Edward James -1Just don’t like it
  • judd.baker -1I appreciate the goal here. But this just isn’t what I listen to. It’s sort of giving fake indie, like acoustic pop masquerading as an indie song. It’s a little bit too poppy and not in the way that I like. The sound is maybe a bit too simple.
Baby cruising LovePerfumeGirl Crush Summer 💋Corey
-1

Corey: This is the deepest possible cut I can produce. This song set me on a different life path back in middle school.

  • Joseph Harvey +1This was very fun. No idea what "baby cruising love" means (Corey)
  • Brad Stalcup +1This grew on me over the course of the song. Plus, i've got a soft spot for J-pop.
  • Sam Ary +1
  • ared56 0Corey
  • Edward James 0Not for me. There is something very unique and specifically feminine about this phenomenon, but it doesn't do much for me.
  • fionmul -1Sorry but I hate this 💖 Corey?
  • shea nowicki -1
  • judd.baker -1I honestly don’t know who this is. Sam? I am also sorry to report I couldn’t stand this. I tried to like it but couldn’t
  • Claire -1Corey
For A WhileWhitneySongs for the Breaking of the FellowshipCorey
-1
GhostsThe Head And The HeartSongs for the Breaking of the Fellowshipjudd.baker
-1
  • Sam Ary +1
  • Edward James 0Never been a huge fan of these guys. But they were on to something here with the idea of going back somewhere and knowing your a different person but the people there see you as someone you were before. I have been there, do not recommend. This album cover is also so heavily 2013-coded
  • Joseph Harvey 0I enjoyed this much more than I expected from this artist. Has some early 2000s Radiohead vibes which I appreciate. However, the emotional atmosphere is too upbeat for this theme.
  • Brad Stalcup 0I really enjoyed the song. Not sure
  • fionmul -1Lyrically good but I dont like it that much otherwise 🙈 sorry but I have faith others will vote for you
  • shea nowicki -1I love the Head and the Heart. I think this song was a bit too loud/chaotic for me for some reason? Not sure why, honestly... the lyrics are spot on! In the end, it's a me problem.
Finnegan's WakeThe Irish RoversAccidentally Flannery O’ConnorBrad Stalcup
-2
  • ared56 +1
  • Brad Stalcup 0The Whiskey washing over Tim can definitely be seen as a symbol of baptism, which takes place in the midst of the fury and warring of man. "The uncontrollable mystery on the bestial floor" (Yeats)
  • Joseph Harvey 0No
  • shea nowicki 0This surprised me. At first, I dead set against it— “no way” does Flannery give me Irish vibes. In the end, maybe I came around!!
  • Regina Scime 0Fiona-coded
  • fionmul 0I love Irish music but it’s not Flannery enough for that reason regardless of lyrics. A ton of Irish songs are Flannery vibes if you overlook the Irishness (but I don’t).
  • Edward James -1This is a straight banger but don't see the fit at all. Not through vibe, narrative, or themes.
  • judd.baker -1Accidentally James Joyce
  • Claire -1It’s a classic but it just doesn’t work for the theme imo. Sure, a dead man comes back to life, but in a gimmicky magical drinking song way
FlyDevin Townsend Project, Devin TownsendSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toJoseph Harvey
-2

Joseph Harvey: A maximally peaceful song to bring a little calm to the frenzy. Devin wrote this specifically to listen to amid the hustle and bustle of airports.

  • shea nowicki +1Upvote for the creativity/the overall vibe created. I enjoyed.
  • ared56 +1A comment graces this vote. Most similar to my preferred listening - the entire album of Darkside of the Moon.
  • fionmul 0With headphones on I could see this helping me continue to hyper focus but I was looking for high energy
  • Claire 0Hi Joseph. Props for the unique read of the category but didn’t make the podium for me
  • Regina Scime 0Joseph?
  • Corey -1I cried after downvoting this, just so you know.
  • Sam Ary -1
  • Brad Stalcup -1
  • judd.baker -1I almost hate to downvote this because it’s a good song and I feel bad for poor punished Joseph. But I just can’t imagine packing to this
Clean UpBarney, MattelSongs to Frantically Clean/Pack/Move toSam Ary
-2

Sam Ary: On repeat.

  • Corey +1I feel like this doesn't work on a surface level, but I have so many memories of urgently wishing it would when trying to get kids to clean up, so in a meta way, it does.
  • Claire +1I’m here for the brief song on repeat as you descend into a productive fugue state
  • Brad Stalcup +1
  • fionmul -1No. At least do a remix
  • Joseph Harvey -1Ha
  • shea nowicki -1I loved the reference, I think I would be unable to emotionally handle moving to this song... it would grate on me like 1 listen in. Big sad : (
  • Regina Scime -1
  • Laur -1
Total Eclipse of the HeartBonnie TylerAccidentally Flannery O’Connorared56
-4
  • Edward James 0I actually love this pick, especially because of the line "Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time." That's classic Flannery. However, in my review, I think the Julien Baker song does this theme a little bit better. Runner up.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Interesting read but not quite enough. Truly a great song though, pretty much prog pop
  • judd.baker 0I’m not seeing it
  • fionmul 0This song always reminds me of in the movie diary of a wimpy kid when he gets the part of Dorothy in the play and this is his audition. But also the eclipse my freshman year of college. I don’t understand you for picking this. Go read some Flannery.
  • Claire 0Did not vote for this song but it is an all time banger and I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge that fact
  • Brad Stalcup -1I'm sorry, but this doesn't really belong on this list.
  • shea nowicki -1I listened to this one like 3 times 1) because it’s a bop and 2) because I’m not sure if it strikes me as “accidentally Flannery.” In the end, I feel conflicted and have to think more about it. I love this song and its poetic description for love, but my read of Flannery’s take on love is more a project of expanding the categories of love, vs. a clinging/grasping one; for example, Revelation comes to mind: Flannery demands that Mrs. Turpin (and by extension all of us) see beyond her biases/stereotypes to love Mary Grace instead of writing her off as “white trash.” Flannery is so good at making me feel like I have to do the heart work to be more Christian than I say I am, in a sacrificial and ever growing way. So idk…in the end, I’m rambling and confused…how I often feel at the end of a Flannery work. Hahahah.
  • Regina Scime -1Sam, if this is you, I still love you:) but I'm confused
  • Sam Ary -1
Drunk AgainReel Big FishWait, that’s a dude?Brad Stalcup
-5

Brad Stalcup: There's a certain vulnerability whenever a man sings in falsetto. Couple that with the thematic content of this song and you have a heart-wrenching performance from an otherwise upbeat and cynical ska band.

  • Brad Stalcup 0I guess I should submit less verbose comments.
  • Joseph Harvey 0Loved this song. Seems like an obvious Brad pick but does not fulfill the theme I’m afraid
  • Edward James 0Great falsetto, but would never have thought this was a woman.
  • fionmul -1I kinda dig. Downvoting because it sounds the least like a girl to me of all these sorry.
  • judd.baker -1I loved this song. I added it almost immediately to a playlist. But for this theme, it just wasn’t right imo. It’s a high note for sure, but at no point of this song do I find myself asking “Wait, that’s a dude?”
  • shea nowicki -1Okay this was a fun listening experience, but I had to down vote something, I'm sorry : ( I think it didn't hold for enough of the song for me, since it makes a musical switch at 2:50 and, at that time, it sounds like a guy. I enjoyed the surprise/story arc of the whole song though!!
  • Claire -1Great song but just wasn’t what I was looking for with this theme. Even when he’s singing in falsetto it’s…very clearly a man singing in falsetto.
  • Laur -1